Present
Eugene Krabs has an odd taste in Christmas gifts. SquidKrabs.
Oh, and as a bonus Christmas treat, here's another one-shot.
Disclaimer: Don't own Squid or Krabs. Kapeesh?
Band8PGeek.
Before he found the love of his life in the form of his employee, Eugene Krabs had never been a gift-giving person in the holiday season. Maybe a $1 cheque here and there; sometimes it increased to $1 and a cent, though this was unlikely.
This Christmas, however, he was willing to pull out all the stops to satisfy the needs of his new-found lover. This, naturally, meant giving him the best present of his life.
Let's see, it needed to be practical. Useful 'round the house. An any-time-any-place present. Not too expensive; presents weren't covered by insurance. Portable. Concealable (just in case). Fun. And it definitely needed a personal touch.
Really, there was only one thing to fit the bill…
"A box of monogrammed condoms?" Squidward stared at the limp and lifeless pieces of elastic as if they were… well, limp and lifeless pieces of elastic.
"Ye may know me body inside and out, but ye can never take too many precautions."