Description: This is a story of what can happen when the world of reality we know is taken away and the wacky Buffy world becomes the reality. This is based on a real fiction story that was the creation of late-night sugar highs. You have been warned.
A/N: I wrote this with one of my friends who is not part of FanFic. I'm Meghan and she's Jessica. It's in a script format (well my sad version of it). I think that's it. Please R&R, it's my first story.
Disclaimer:
We do not own any of the traditional Joss and Fox property (i.e. Buffy and friends) so don't sue for our use of them purely for our entertainment and the entertainment others who read this story (i.e. YOU!). We do however claim full rights over the "characters" known as Jessica and Meghan because they are based on the two of us who are writing this. Some names may or may not have been changed to protect certain persons from harsh discrimination due the total lack of purpose of this story. Those same character rights are also claimed on the T.V. repairman and any other character not part of Joss's Season Six and Seven of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Now that this legal stuff is out of the way, Enjoy!
-TR2
BARGAINING
DATE: Summer of 2003
The doorbell rings and a blond haired girl named, JESSICA runs to answer it. She opens it to find her younger brunet friend, MEGHAN, behind it.
JESSICA: What the hell took you so long?
MEGHAN: There's this thing called traffic, likes to be slow, ever heard of it?
JESSICA: No.
MEGHAN: Whatever. Did you get a pizza or what?
JESSICA: Just got here before you did.
MEGHAN: Are we in the basement or livingroom?
JESSICA: Basement.
MEGHAN: Buffyfest in the basement, kinda catchy.
JESSICA: Freak.
MEGHAN: Yes but a very smart one. I 'm hot just standing here.
JESSICA: Well it's hot outside.
MEGHAN: That was the non-traditional way of saying 'let me in'. So?
JESSICA: So what?
MEGHAN: So are you gonna let me in?
JESSICA: I guess.
MEGHAN: Finally. Damn Buff, you're acting more like a blond today than usual.
Jessica: Shut up, Dawn!
They laugh at the use of their self-given nicknames. Jessica leads the way from the front door, through the kitchen, and down stairs into the basement where they fall onto the couch. The Buffy reruns are not until later so Jessica picks up the remote and flip through the channels until then.
MEGHAN: It's a shame that they ended Buffy. I would really like it to have lasted longer than it did. Maybe I can get a job on the sequel series.
JESSICA: How do you know that they are even gonna do a sequel series? What if they don't?
MEGHAN: They have too! I'll have to hunt them down and hurt them until they do.
JESSICA: Speaking of hunting and hurting, I'd do that until they redo the entire six and seven seasons. I mean the Buffy/Spike thing, can I be the first to say ewww? And then season seven is all about Spike and then they make him a hero. I'm glad he died but I'm angry they did it like that.
MEGHAN: First of all, first to say "ewww"? How many freaking times have you said that to me since "Grave"? As for the seven's all about Spike, I'll give you that. But we all saw the whole 'Spike dies as a hero' thing coming. There was no way to prevent Joss from doing it.
JESSICA: We knew it was coming. We should have had violent protests or something. Ooh, look! Pleasantville.
MEGHAN: Why is it always the violence with you? What happened to happiness?
JESSICA: (Taking on a sudden British accent) Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Meghan and Jessica laugh and begin to munch on their pizza. It nears the time when the Buffy reruns are to come on. Jessica is checking to see what will be on what channels later. Meghan just sees that there is also a Buffy marathon on FX. They are showing Season Two. The season Meghan was unable to watch that much of. She saw 'When She Was Bad', parts of every episode from 'School Hard' to 'Lie to Me' and all of 'Killed By Death' to the 'Becoming' 's. But there was a marathon and she could see them all as they were meant to be seen: together, as a long movie with commercial breaks. Jessica on the other hand had found out about the UPN marathon weeks before. They would be showing both Seasons Six and Seven (Come on pretend, in the middle of the summer who know's what they might do). These two seasons had been missed by her due to her total lack of UPN until her mom recently had had it added to the satellite listings.
MEGHAN: Hey, Jessica. There's a marathon on FX.
JESSICA: So?
MEGHAN: It's season two of Buffy.
Jessica: I want to watch Buffy on UPN. (Points remote to TV)
Meghan: No, we are going to watch the marathon on FX. (Takes remote away and punches in a new number)
Jessica: No, UPN. (Grabs remote from Meghan and stares at her)
Meghan: No, FX. (Takes remote away from Jessica again)
Jessica: UPN. (Pulls remote in her direction)
Meghan: FX (pulling)
Jessica: UPN! (Pulling)
Meghan: FX! (Pulling)
Fight ensues and the remote is thrown against the wall and shatters. A strange man enters their home, runs to their basement, grabs the pieces of the old remote, and tosses to Jessica a new one.
Man: Use this.
He then walks up their stairs from the basement and back up the door.
Meghan: Well that was weird.
Jessica makes no comment.
Meghan: Jess . . . Jess . . . Jessica!
Meghan turns to find that Jessica is about to turn on the TV. Meghan jumps at her. Jessica tries to keep her from reaching the remote. It is too late. They both plummet to the floor and they both have their hands on the remote. Jessica is pressing the button. There is a freak- light-transfer-thing-y. There is a zoom in on Meghan who is lying down. She pushes herself up.
Meghan: Jess, I . . .
There is a zoom out. Meghan looks around to find herself in Dawn's bedroom.
Meghan: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
(If there was one, the Buffy opening would be happening right about now.)
So hey what did you think? Review please. I will love you and maybe even email you my thanks. Next post should be soon. TR2.
A/N: I wrote this with one of my friends who is not part of FanFic. I'm Meghan and she's Jessica. It's in a script format (well my sad version of it). I think that's it. Please R&R, it's my first story.
Disclaimer:
We do not own any of the traditional Joss and Fox property (i.e. Buffy and friends) so don't sue for our use of them purely for our entertainment and the entertainment others who read this story (i.e. YOU!). We do however claim full rights over the "characters" known as Jessica and Meghan because they are based on the two of us who are writing this. Some names may or may not have been changed to protect certain persons from harsh discrimination due the total lack of purpose of this story. Those same character rights are also claimed on the T.V. repairman and any other character not part of Joss's Season Six and Seven of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Now that this legal stuff is out of the way, Enjoy!
-TR2
BARGAINING
DATE: Summer of 2003
The doorbell rings and a blond haired girl named, JESSICA runs to answer it. She opens it to find her younger brunet friend, MEGHAN, behind it.
JESSICA: What the hell took you so long?
MEGHAN: There's this thing called traffic, likes to be slow, ever heard of it?
JESSICA: No.
MEGHAN: Whatever. Did you get a pizza or what?
JESSICA: Just got here before you did.
MEGHAN: Are we in the basement or livingroom?
JESSICA: Basement.
MEGHAN: Buffyfest in the basement, kinda catchy.
JESSICA: Freak.
MEGHAN: Yes but a very smart one. I 'm hot just standing here.
JESSICA: Well it's hot outside.
MEGHAN: That was the non-traditional way of saying 'let me in'. So?
JESSICA: So what?
MEGHAN: So are you gonna let me in?
JESSICA: I guess.
MEGHAN: Finally. Damn Buff, you're acting more like a blond today than usual.
Jessica: Shut up, Dawn!
They laugh at the use of their self-given nicknames. Jessica leads the way from the front door, through the kitchen, and down stairs into the basement where they fall onto the couch. The Buffy reruns are not until later so Jessica picks up the remote and flip through the channels until then.
MEGHAN: It's a shame that they ended Buffy. I would really like it to have lasted longer than it did. Maybe I can get a job on the sequel series.
JESSICA: How do you know that they are even gonna do a sequel series? What if they don't?
MEGHAN: They have too! I'll have to hunt them down and hurt them until they do.
JESSICA: Speaking of hunting and hurting, I'd do that until they redo the entire six and seven seasons. I mean the Buffy/Spike thing, can I be the first to say ewww? And then season seven is all about Spike and then they make him a hero. I'm glad he died but I'm angry they did it like that.
MEGHAN: First of all, first to say "ewww"? How many freaking times have you said that to me since "Grave"? As for the seven's all about Spike, I'll give you that. But we all saw the whole 'Spike dies as a hero' thing coming. There was no way to prevent Joss from doing it.
JESSICA: We knew it was coming. We should have had violent protests or something. Ooh, look! Pleasantville.
MEGHAN: Why is it always the violence with you? What happened to happiness?
JESSICA: (Taking on a sudden British accent) Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Meghan and Jessica laugh and begin to munch on their pizza. It nears the time when the Buffy reruns are to come on. Jessica is checking to see what will be on what channels later. Meghan just sees that there is also a Buffy marathon on FX. They are showing Season Two. The season Meghan was unable to watch that much of. She saw 'When She Was Bad', parts of every episode from 'School Hard' to 'Lie to Me' and all of 'Killed By Death' to the 'Becoming' 's. But there was a marathon and she could see them all as they were meant to be seen: together, as a long movie with commercial breaks. Jessica on the other hand had found out about the UPN marathon weeks before. They would be showing both Seasons Six and Seven (Come on pretend, in the middle of the summer who know's what they might do). These two seasons had been missed by her due to her total lack of UPN until her mom recently had had it added to the satellite listings.
MEGHAN: Hey, Jessica. There's a marathon on FX.
JESSICA: So?
MEGHAN: It's season two of Buffy.
Jessica: I want to watch Buffy on UPN. (Points remote to TV)
Meghan: No, we are going to watch the marathon on FX. (Takes remote away and punches in a new number)
Jessica: No, UPN. (Grabs remote from Meghan and stares at her)
Meghan: No, FX. (Takes remote away from Jessica again)
Jessica: UPN. (Pulls remote in her direction)
Meghan: FX (pulling)
Jessica: UPN! (Pulling)
Meghan: FX! (Pulling)
Fight ensues and the remote is thrown against the wall and shatters. A strange man enters their home, runs to their basement, grabs the pieces of the old remote, and tosses to Jessica a new one.
Man: Use this.
He then walks up their stairs from the basement and back up the door.
Meghan: Well that was weird.
Jessica makes no comment.
Meghan: Jess . . . Jess . . . Jessica!
Meghan turns to find that Jessica is about to turn on the TV. Meghan jumps at her. Jessica tries to keep her from reaching the remote. It is too late. They both plummet to the floor and they both have their hands on the remote. Jessica is pressing the button. There is a freak- light-transfer-thing-y. There is a zoom in on Meghan who is lying down. She pushes herself up.
Meghan: Jess, I . . .
There is a zoom out. Meghan looks around to find herself in Dawn's bedroom.
Meghan: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
(If there was one, the Buffy opening would be happening right about now.)
So hey what did you think? Review please. I will love you and maybe even email you my thanks. Next post should be soon. TR2.