Everyday at 4:38 I find myself sitting at my desk behind a mountain of paperwork. Pencils scattered about, papers unevenly stacked as high as Aizawa got at the Christmas party last year... Some call me unorganized, but I have a very surprisingly neat way of putting things away. My pencils always go at a 47 degree angle 14 centimeters and three millimeters, the precise length of my favorite red pen, away from my notepad, which I conveniently place seven millimeters from the top right corner of my desk in both directions. The way I do things is a lot different from what most people would call "normal", but I guess that makes me who I am. Some may call me crazy, but that is just "my way". Raito asked one day, "why do you hold your spoon so strangely?" The answer is simple. The way he uses his spoon, grasping it with three fingers; the index, the middle, and the thumb, which I suppose is not a finger, but that isn't the point, which is considered to be the "correct" way of holding a spoon, is improper, as I see it. I only hold a spoon, using my index and thumb, may seem "strange" but is the way to use your spoon with only the necessary fingers. If we went along in life using more than we needed- say, filling up the gas tank of our car until it overflowed, or ate two hamburgers when you could have easily gotten by with one, then we would end up overweight and insufficient of our financial needs. Another thing that some people say I do strangely is that I sit on my chair with my knees pressed against my chest, my feet gripping the seat below me. I do this simply because if I did not, my attentiveness would go down 40. If the whole world went down 40 in attentiveness from where they stand, they would find themselves inconsiderate, incredibly stupid, mentally ill, as well as being overweight, and insufficient of their financial needs. I think that doing things the way I do things would make our world smarter, better at listening, fit, healthy, and rich. This all is why the world should be more like me. Thank you for listening.
This is a random idea that I had... it's nothing really special. Just a weird idea that came up as I was writing... I was making a detective story, believe it or not! Anyway, I guess it turned into L ranting about how the world should act like him. Don't ask, it was just a random idea. I read it to my friend and she said that I should post it, so I am! I'd like reviews to know if its stupid or if I should make more. Thank you!