Chapter 1: The Gods On Vacation?
The planet earth was once a world fill with the many incredible people. These people all have remarkable abilities, can do many things that normal things people can't do.
Some can control the elements of fire while others could control others. Elements such as fire, water, wind, earth and lightning. Some could even mold the elements together to create new elements.
These people are call sninobi. A ninja that could do things such as stick on walls and even waters.
And standing on top of this planet is a man called Namikaze Naruto, the second Rikudo Sennin.
You see, many people from different planets are scared of him. Many people have tried to claims this planet and call them there's. From otherworldly being such as Thanos, Darkseid, and even the Angra Mahyu, the evil god himself.
But many have failed. Naruto was too strong. So they have banded together and called the apocalypse being, the Trihexa.
Naruto along with his immortal wife, Samui fought againts the evil dragon god. They have fought for almost three months before the married immortal came out as the winner.
But it was with a consequences. Their world that was once filled with riches and prosperities have been destroyed.
Naruto, feeling guilty by the cause of his action had exiled himself alongside his wife.
They have roam all over the earth, watching as the humans living in them had grew more smarter and more darker.
Naruto watches with a great disappointment as the humans fought againts each other. Humans killing innocent people just for fame, money and power. Naruto had grew tired of them. Especially for those that rape women for their enjoyment.
Naruto, making a decision, went and hid almost all the women and created a paradise for them. A land that filled with woman and mystical creatures that protected this land.
Naruto was happy. Especially when he married another two women that was willing to shared with his first wife.
Arturia Pendragon, the former Camelot king and the weider of the holy emperor sword, Caliburn and Excalibur.
And Diana, daughter of the Greek God Zeus and the Amazonian Queen.
Thinking about it makes Naruto laughed. Three of his ladies basically become best of friends and they can pretty much kick his ass. Well he don't have any problem with it, he is afterall a faithful husband. He is content with his life.
Untill some idiots mess with the infinity stones. He's going to kick their ass when he found out who did it.
- New York, United States-
It was night time when Naruto walked through the streets of midtown, his wives was walking besides him, all wearing some civilian's clothing. They were on a mission to find the ones that mess with the infinity stones, and they took this time to enjoy roaming all across the countries.
His eyes suddenly twitched when he heard a man whistle at his wives. "I'm going to kicked their ass whenever I heard another whistle." Naruto muttered making his wives giggled.
"Ara ara.. Is someone's jealous?" Diana teased.
"Of course not." Naruto said nonchalantly. "Why would I be jealous of what I already conquered."
"Conquered?" Arturia asked confused. Samui sighed while Diana smiled knowingly.
"Of course. I have already conquered you three in bed." Naruto smirked making his three wives blushing.
Naruto smirked arrogantly at some men near them, making the men grumbled in annoyance.
"So we're some kind of a prize now?" Diana asked raising an eyebrow.
Naruto smiled and pulled his wives closer to him. "Of course not. I'm just your humble servant." He said bowing humbly. Arturia and Diana giggled while Samui softly smile at him.
"Hey! Look! It's Iron Man!"
Naruto and his wives looked up and saw a man clad in red and gold metal armor flew passed them holding something.
"Its interesting how men have grow more smarter in each passing time. Their invention are simply amazing." Diana said in amazement.
Samui shook her head. "They're also grow more stupid by making weapons of war. People never change no matter how much time have passed." She said in annoyance.
Arturia sent her wife-sister a smirked. "You're just jealous that you've never though forging things like that in the first place." She said with smirking in amusement.
Diana and Arturia giggled as Samui glared at her fellow blond. Naruto shook his head at his wives antic.
"Let's find somewhere to eat ladies." Naruto said, gaining their attention. " I'm getting hungry from all those walking we've done."
Arturia blushed when her stomach growled at the thought of food. Naruto laughed while Diana giggle at her.
Samui sent her fellow blonde a smug smile, making the former king growl in annoyance.
"Well lets go then." Naruto said laughing. The girls nodded their head in agreement with Arturia still blushing red.
- Asgard-
Thor walked into the throne room, crouching down respectfully. "Father. You have summon me?"
Odin, the all faster, looked down at his son and nodded satisfied. "My son. I bear some grave news. It seems that your brother has went to midgard and start another trouble. "
Thor winced at his brother's name." I shall go and dealt with him." He promised. Odin nodded and let out a sighed.
"It seems your brother thirst for revenge had gone too far." Odin said grimly. "He had planning to use the Teseract to attack midgard."
"Attack Midgard?! An Invasion?! Has he gone mad?!" Thor exclaimed in anger.
Odin nodded sadly. "Yes. He had the chitauri as his army and he'll will used the Teseract to opened a portal."
"Father. I thought the Teseract was lost in the human world?" Thor asked frowning. Lightning spark on his hammer as he clenged it in anger.
"It would seems that the Midgardians had found it and mess with it. It was due to their action that attracted all the beings in the universe."
"I see." Thor muttered before looking at his father determinedly. "I will stop Loki father."
"I know you would my son." Odin nod his head and gave his son a rare smiled. "It would seems you've change so much, my son."
Thor looked away embarrass. "My time of exile in the midgard had change me father. It was all due to your wise decision."
"And there's the Midgardian woman you fell in love with." Odin mused, ignoring the shocked looked on Thor's face.
"My son. After you stop Loki, I want you to bring the Midgardian here in Asgard. I want to talk to her." Odin said, smiling a bit at his son shocked expression.
"Father." Thor looked shocked before recomposed himself. "I will do so as you're ordered."
Odin smiled at the giant grin his son wore. "There's something else." He said suddenly, stopping Thor as he started walking away.
"Father?" Thor asked confused.
"I want you to find your uncle and aunts in Midgard." Odin answered before he winced. "They are not amused that the Midgardians had mess with the infinity stones."
Thor also winced at the thought of his uncle and aunts angry. Though he could not feel excited at the thought of meeting them after so long.
"Very well father." Thor nodded his head.
"Tell Loki that your uncle is not amused that he's planning to invade Midgard. He think that Loki may have been mind control."
Thor looked at his father hopefull. "You think he could help Loki father?"
"Your uncle can not. But you're aunt Samui may be able to help." Odin sighed at the thought of his friend. "Naruto mind are filled nothing but mischief and pranks. I fear that he may be the one that corrupted Loki."
Thor sweatdropped at the truth of his father words.
"Go now my son. Time is wasting." Odin ordered. Thor nodded and walked out of the throne room.
"You're really have changed my love. I liked this new Odin." Frigga walked in with a smile on her face.
Odin smiled and turned to greet his wife. "My love."
"Odin." Frigga had a hopeful looked on her face. "Do you think Samui's able to help Hela? I have miss her."
Odin sighed sadly. "I do not know, my love. But I do hope so." He said.
Frigga sighed. "Lets just bring Hela in Asgard after Thor is done with his quest." She said looking at him seriously. "I want to see my daughter again."
Odin sighed and nodded in agreement. "so am I, my love. So am I."
- Somewhere in midtown-
Two girls could be seen walking side by side. One was a blonde hair girl whose hair was tied in a braide. She wore a elegant light blue dress with silver-white heels. On top of her hair was a tiara.
Another was a black haired girl who's in similar style. She wore a golden-red dress and a brown boots. She also have a tiara on her head.
"Ohhh. There's so many new things I've never seen before." The younger girl said, looking around in awe. "Its different from Azeroth."
The blond girl sighed at her sister antics. "Anna. We're not here to have fun. We're on a mission are we not?"
Anna sent a pouted at her sister. "But Elsa! Don't you want to explore this new place? We never find things such as this in Azeroth."
"Hey look! What is this thing? I keep hearing some noise in them." Elsa sighed as her sister went to disturb some civilian.
"Its a phone." Elsa eyes narrowed as she heard the man deadpanned at her sister. "Beat it girly! I'm on a phone call here!" The man sent them a scowled.
Elsa walked forward threateningly, her eyes grew colder along with the very air itself.
"I suggest that you're watched your tone while talking to my sister." Elsa stated coldly. The man faltered in his steps when he saw some ice appeared in the sky.
"Monst-monster." The man whispered in horror. Elsa gaped as the man took a step away from her.
She bristled in anger and started walking forward. "I have you know that I-"
"You know," A blond haired man appeared behind the man, hands gripping the shoulders. "That's not a way to talk to a lady."
"You son of a-" The man scowled and pull his fist back.
Suddenly the man found a fork pointing at his neck. Another blond hair woman glared at him without lowering her hand.
"I suggest you watched your tone sir. You're talking to your god."
"God?!" The man sputtered in shocked. "You people are crazy! I'm out of here!"
They watched the man sprint away from them, people watching in confusion at the scene.
The man laughed as he watched him running. He then turned around and smile at the two girls. "Hello girls. How are you doing in this fine city." The sisters stiffened as they watched the man smiling ominously.
"Fa-father." Elsa sputtered. Her eyes wild and panicked as she looked around. "Mother!"
Samui eyes narrowed at her daughter.
"Heheh. Its a lovely night isn't it? There's so many interesting things here." Anna said nervously.
Diana smiled at her daughter in amusement. "Men creation can only grow more interesting isn't it? Though it's more interesting when you and your sister are here."
Anna looked away nervously. "Heheh.."
Arturia sighed and put her hands on her fellow wives."What done is done. It may be too late to sent them home."
"Maman.." The sisters looked at their third mother in relief.
"Though they have to behave while they're here." Arturia said, narrowing her eyes at the sibling." Otherwise, there'll be a punishment."
Both girls started shivering as they looked at their father for help. Naruto laughed seeing the looked.
"Ma.. Ma.. Lets just eat then?" He said calming his wives. "Let them enjoy for once. It shall be our family vacation."
"Papa." Both girls sighed in relief, making their father smirked.
"Get a chair and order your food." Samui commanded. Both girls stiffened at the anger in their mom's voice.
- With Nick Fury-
Nick was angry. No words needed since Maria could see with her own eyes.
"Sir. Are you sure that the Avenger can help us?" Maria asked her director. "This Loki seems to have his own plan dealing with them, not to mention that they're not even used to work together."
"They can." Nick said narrowing his lone eye. "With Captain America leading them, they could lead us to victory."
"Sir. With all due respect," Maria began, sighing. "Cap just woke up few months ago, and judging by his personality, I doubt he could work with someone like Stark."
"Then what do you suggest, Hill?" Nick asked glaring. "Loki is planning to wage war on us, and I doubt our weapons could even harm anything that he'll bring."
"I-I don't know sir." Maria said, avoiding his gaze.
"I may have a solution." Phil Coulson said, walking towards them.
"Agent Coulson." Nick greeted, expecting a report."Did you sent the files to Stark?" He asked.
Coulson nodded his head."I did. He'll probably be getting some information."
Nick nod his head, satisfied. "I see. Then you're suggestion?"
"On my way back here, I saw and heard some interesting thing." Coulson said.
Nick's eye narrowed at him. "Explain."
Coulson pull out a tablet and show a picture of Naruto and his family.
"There are two girls that apparently never went to the man's world. All the things in midtown interested them, especially the younger one."
"So you're saying that they're alien?" Hill asked in disbelief. Nick's eye narrowed even more.
"That or an Asgardian." Coulson nodded his head.
"What makes you think that Agent Coulson?" Nick asked.
Phil shrugged his shoulders at his boss. "One of the blond haired lady threaten the civilian."
"What did she said?"
"That the man better watched his words because he's currently talking to a God."
Nick rubbed his temples tiredly. "This is more than we bargain for."
"Sir. What do we do?" Maria asked, looking at her boss along with Coulson.
Nick turned to Coulson and narrowed his eye at him. "Are they still there?" He asked.
Coulson nodded his head. "Currently eating dinner."
"Right. I'll personally meet them." Nick said walking away.
Maria turned to her fellow agent. "Will they even agreed to help us?" She asked curiously.
Coulson shrugged his shoulders and walked away. "Truthfully, I don't know."
Maria sighed and turned back to do her job.
-Azeroth-
Azeroth, home to many species from Amazonian, Night Elfs, Ayakashi, humans and even Gods. This kingdom was created as a sanctuary to those needed when the dark ages began.
With long trees covering the lands with beautiful crytal clear waters and even waterfall. It was created around thousand years ago by Naruto himself.
Currently, ruling over this land was a man with spiky golden haired. He was wearing a full golden armour with a red O-katana on his back. This is Namikaze Kazuto, the first born son of Naruto and Samui. He's the current king of Azeroth.
Naruto passed down the tittle as an emperor to his son since he'd thought that he is old enough to be a leader.
And now, the Azeroth king was groaning on his desk with a panicked looked on his face.
A elf woman standing next to him sweatdropped at her king.
"My lord. Your mother will understand if you explain it to her." The elf woman said sighing. "Calm yourself my lord. There's no need to be panic."
She had long blue hair with two pointy ears. She was also wearing a beautiful blue dress with a pair of blue colored high heels. On her back was a staff that had a beautiful blue gem on it.
This is Rylai, Azeroth ice priestess and was also Elsa's teacher.
"My lord." Rylai continued, eyebrows beginning to twitched. "You're a grown man. So stop acting like a fool."
Kazuto only groaned louder, making her eyebrow twitched violently.
"Let him be sister. That crybaby will get his ass kicked when Lady Samui return." A red haired elf woman said. This is Lina, Rylai older sister and also Anna's teacher.
Lina had a long red hair with long pointy ears similar to her sister. She was wearing a red sundress while a pair of orange armguard on her wrists. She was also barefoot.
This is Aezeroth Fire Priestess.
Lina float over to the Azeroth king and poke the man on the head. She watched with amusement as the king groaned in response.
"Sister. Lord Kazuto is a king, he should act like a proper king rather than a childish idiot." Rylai said glaring at the emperor.
Kazuto lift his head and looked at the siblings with tears flowing down from his eyes.
"I can't help it Rylai chan. Mom will kicked my ass when she found out that I've lost both of my sisters." Kazuto whined at the blue haired elf.
Rylai twitched in annoyance and was about to retort when a puff appeared on the table.
Three of them looked at the table where a little orange fox was scratching its ear. There was a little red bag tied on its neck.
"Kazuto sama! A message from Naruto sama!" The fox cheerfully in female voice. She looked at the emperor who had his eyes widened in horror.
Kazuto grabbed the letter and shakily opened it. Lina and Rylai leaned over his shoulders to read it.
Kazuto, I don't know how your sisters managed to follow us here, but I'll find out about it later.Thought your mom think that you and your sisters will be punished later, so expect more training.Your awesome father,Naruto Namikaze.
Lina and Rylai sweatdropped at the letter.
Kazuto turned white as sheet as he's body turned to stone.
" Short and simple as always." The red haired elf commented. "That's just like Naruto sama." Lina shook her head.
"Kazuto sama?" Rylai asked, confused when the emperor gave no response.
"..." Kazuto mumbled under his breath. Lina raised an eyebrow at him while Rylai looked on worried.
"Kazuto sama.." Rylai put her hands on the emperor's shoulder. "Are you okay?"
She was startled when the emperor suddenly bolt out of his sit and jumped out of the window.
The room exploded in a torrent of lightning, burning the table and all the paperwork on the desk.
"Kazuto sama!" Rylai exclaimed panicked. Lina stood watching with her mouth gaped open.
The guards rush over to the room, all armed with weapons. "Your highness!"
A man holding a warhammer stood in front of them. He was a man in his mid twenty with a long black hair that tied into a spiky ponytail.
"Where's Kazuto sama?" He asked boredly. Lina shook her head and glared at them.
"Find the emperor now!"
"Yes Lady Lina!"
The guards all rush out signaling the other warriors who hastily look for their king.
Lina narrowed her eyes at the lone guard standing there. "Why didn't you go with the others, Kou?"
Kou let out a yawn before shrugging his shoulders. "I have a easier way to looked for the king."
Lina glared at him as Kou stood muttering.
A soft green aura like energy flowing from his body, making the things inside the room float.
Kou snapped his eyes opened as the energy flow cut off from him, shaking the room as the energy exploded.
Rylai looked at him hopeful. "Where is he?" She asked worriedly.
Kou sighed at them, "By the river." He shrugged.
Lina eyes twitched in annoyance. "Then looked for him now!" She roared, making Kou walked out of the room with a sighed.
"Troublesome."
- With Thor-
The God of Thunder walked through the streets of midtown, following Heimdall direction.
"Well.. Isn't this surprising." Naruto commented, spotting hin from his sit.
Thor turned around and immediately grinned. "Uncle! Its good to see you!"
Thor rush over to hug the blond haired God who simply laughed at his strong vice like hug.
"Wow. Look at you. Already this big and strong." Naruto said smiling at Thor.
Thor let go of his uncle and greeted his aunts. "Auntie! Its been so long."
Diana laughed at him. "Indeed it is." She said. "Come sit. We're just about to have desserts."
Thor smile and went sit next to her. Anna immediately brought him into a hug.
"Big bro!"
"Anna!"
The two childishly hug each other, making Elsa shake her head.
Thor turned to her and immediately hug her, making the ice princess blushed bright red as people stared at them.
"Hi Thor. Its good to see you." Elsa greeted.
Thor let go of her and nodded his head with a big smile. "Indeed."
Arturia raised an eyebrow at the blond haired man. "Odin sent you didn't he?" She asked.
Thor nod his head with a sighed. "Indeed. Loki scheme had went too far. It is my fault that he is thirst for revenge."
Samui gave him a slice of cake, making him along with the girls drool.
"Don't blame yourself Thor. Loki always have that problem." Samui said, giving her daughters each a slice of cake.
"True." Arturia nodded her head. She leaned on her chair and glanced at the God of Thunder.
"Though, If this is anyone's fault, its probably Odin." She stated emotionlessly.
Thor winced at the jab meant for his father. Diana glanced at her fellow wife with a frown.
"Now now. You do know that he's changed. You can't blame it all on him." Diana said chidingly.
Samui sighed, gaining their attention. "He still the foolish leader in the past. I have told that idiot old man to changed his way before troubles come biting him."
"Sheesh. Harsh as always." Naruto winced. He turned his head when a man walked towards their table.
"Can I help you?"
"May I sit?" The man asked, though his tone suggested otherwise.
Arturia narrowed her eyes and went to summoned her sword. Diana immediately raised her hand to stop her.
Samui sat watching emotionlessly.
"Nick Fury of SHIELD." Nick introduced, holding out his hand.
Naruto raised his eyebrow at his hand. Anna raised her hand, mouthful of cake.
"He don't shake hands." Anna commented helpfully.
Nick nodded and went to sit on a available chair.
"I'm here t-,"
"Nicky Jamie flurry. Leader of SWORD." Naruto cut him off with an eyeroll. "We don't want anything you're selling."
Nick gaped at the blond haired God while the others sans Samui snickered.
"Its Nick Fury of SHIELD." Nick corrected before he continued. "I assume that you knew what I do as a living?"
Naruto nodded his head, mouthful of cake. "You're a spy."
"This makes it easier." Nick said. He pull out a file and slide it towards him. Arturia grabbed it and opened to read.
"Last night, Our world has been attacked by an Asgardian called Loki." Naruto glanced at Thor and see him winced.
"He had taken something called Teseract. I want you're help
to take it back."
Arturia glared at him coldly. "Why should we helped you? For all we know, we could just kill you right now for messing something you shouldn't have."
Nick watches warily as the fork the former king held bended under he grip.
"Arturia, calm down." Diana frowned at her fellow wife. "You're making the kids nervous."
Arturia saw the siblings nervously glanced at their maman. Thor body was tensed, hand's holding Mijornir tightly.
Samui watched the director of SHIELD emotionlessly. "Why are you asking for our help?" She asked curiously, though Diana could detect the hidden anger in her.
"Because I don't think a God and goddess such as yourselves will ignore the people that asking for your help."
Naruto raised an eyebrow when the eyepatch wearing spy pulled out a tablet.
"Legend people such yourselves have existed even before men created weapons." Nick said, glancing at them.
They watched from the tablet as few files shows about them.
"King Arthur of Camelot, the great king of britain." It shows a file and pictures of Arturia from the dark ages.
"Princess Diana, the goddess that fought in the world war two." Diana sighed as it shows her a picture of her wearing a amazonian armor.
"The goddess of life and creation itself, ." Samui eyes bore into the spymaster, which he tried the hardest to ignore.
"And the God of Calamity." Naruto eyes turned cold.
"I humbly asked for your assistance in this matter." Nick bow his head, making Thor looked surprised.
Diana and Arturia glanced at each other silently. Samui started becoming agitated as few strays of lightning appeared from time to time.
"If we agreed to help you," Naruto began gaining their attention. "We'll take the Teseract and hid it from the humans."
"Done." Nick immediately agreed.
"You're surprisingly quick to agreed." Diana commented amused. Arturia eyed the man in distrust.
"Because I don't want to argued with the gods that did." Nick said. "And SHIELD exist to stop threats from happening."
"Because your been making weapons with the Teseract." Naruto stated frowning. Arturia started standing up, armor appearing on her body.
Thor along with the siblings nervously glanced at Samui as the goddess body started covering in lightning.
Nick gulped seeing it. "It was the sole reason." He said.
Naruto sighed and nodded his head. "One chance is all you have. Don't disappoint us."
Nick nodded his head before walking away from them.
Naruto sighed and glanced at the sky. "Troublesome."
Yeah The Great War Remake.
So the pairing as you guys can see, I've changed Sif with Arturia from Fate/Stay. I may add her if people asked for it. Maria also still in it but they still haven't met yet.
For the Maximoff Twins with their sister Lorna, well they'll still be adopted into the family though I won't say how.
And yeah, the Xover with this story is only around five or six elements from others.
Anyway! Hope you liked it, and review? Please?