Things you never knew(or never wanted) to know about the DGM characters

Chapter 1:

Angel: Hello and welcome to the first episode of 'Things you never knew(or never wanted) to know about the DGM characters'!! The characters invited today are...Allen, Lena-chan, Lavi and...Kanda fangirls wait in anticipation ...Mugen!!

Fangirls: Whaaaattt?? WHERE IS KANDA-SAMA??

Angel: Well...he was just soooooo late, I omitted him off the cast list .

Fangirls: You evil bit-

?? : Che. GIVE ME BACK MY MUGEN YOU IDIOT HOST!!

Angel: Ara? Yuu-chan!! You're very late.

Fangirls: KANDA-SAMA!! multiple hearts pop out all over the place

Kanda: Che. Firstly, DON'T CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME. Secondly-

Lavi: Yuu-chi, you're late.

Allen & Lenalee: -stifles laughter-

Kanda: YOU-

Angel: Oh sorry everyone!! I forgot all about you guys in my sadistic happiness!

Allen: -sweatdrops- Um...its perfectly fine, Angel-san. –glances over at the flaming cloud which is Kanda- ...I think.

Angel: Ja, minna, let's start the show!!

Angel: And our lucky contestant for today is...-picks a piece of paper from a glass jar-...YUU-CHAN!!

Fangirls: KYAA KANDA-SAMA!!

Kanda: Che. I'm not taking part in this. –walks away with his newly recovered Mugen-

Angel: Fine. Lavi, give me that.

Lavi: The full one or the edited one?

Angel: The FULL one, Lavi. Heheehehehe...

Allen: Wha...What are they talking about?

Lenalee: I...don't know...but...are those devil horns??

Angel: Fufufufufufufufufu...ne, Yuu-chan. We wouldn't want anyone to see this, would we?-holds up video camera that Lavi gave her-

Lavi: Yuu, you sure say ...interesting things in your sleep...

Video Cam: ...want...moyashi...soba...stop...

Kanda: -turns white- HOW- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT-??

Angel: Let's just say I've got LOTS of good friends in The Order.

Lavi: ...Anyway, what do we do now? He's got the tape.

Angel: No worries. Just chill, sit back and watch the show.

Allen: Was that my...erm...nickname...?

Lenalee: Kanda...wants Allen?

Angel: So...Yuu-chan? Wanna cooperate?

Kanda: I've got the tape! You can't threaten me now!!-snickers-

Angel: Oh, did I forget to tell you, Yuu-chan? I've got that video slated for broadcast the moment you step out! Isn't that just GREAT? –grins happily-

Lenalee: For someone who's named Angel...

Allen: ...she's a devil...no...more like an Akuma...

Lavi: She...managed to annoy Yuu-chan in 1 minute?? She beat my record!!

Kanda:...YOU...ergh...fine. I'll take part in your STUPID show. –plonks down in a chair-

Angel: I KNEW you would see the light! Sorry to keep you waiting everyone, let's start!! Now, minna, introduce yourselves!!

Allen: Konnichiwa, boku wa Allen Walker desu! Nice to meet you!

Allen Fangirls: KYYAAA ALLEN KAWAII

Lenalee: Watashi wa Lenalee Lee desu!! -waves-

Lenalee fanboys: LENALEEE!! MARRRYYY MEEEEEE!! NOOOO SHE'S MINE!! NO MINE!!...

Komui(in the audience): So you wish to marry my DARLING sister heheheeheh? YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST!!

Allen, Lenalee,Lavi, Kanda and Angel: O.olll

Angel:...Maybe I shouldn't have invited them...

Lavi: Yo! Boku wa Lavi desu!!

Audience: -silence-

Lavi: Hey!!

Kanda: Che. Waste of time.

Kanda Fangirls: KYAAA KANDA-SAMA

Angel: Okay, now on to the first question for Yuu-chan!! Do you respect Komui as the head of the Science Lab??

Kanda: Che. Of course I do-

Angel: -presses button-

Digitized Kanda Voice: ...I don't . I hate him, he's such a show off with those faulty robots and everything!! Head of Science Lab? More like wimp!!

Komui:...Kanda! Do..you really...feel..that way?? –gasps- You..have...scarred this...poor...heart...ugh...

Lavi: -laughs- Oh Angel, you're good, really good!

Lenalee: Kanda, you're so hard-hearted...

Allen: Uh-huh.-nods head-

Kanda: -takes out Mugen- DIE YOU AKUMA!! –rushes towards Angel-

Angel: -ducks-Sorry minna! Time's up! See you in the next episode of –ducks- Whoops, 'Things you never knew(or never wanted) to know about the DGM characters'!! Sayonara!! –ducks again-

Allen,Lenalee and Lavi: -watches commotion- ...hahahahah...hah. Sayonara!!

Angel: This is my first fanfic so be nice okay? Stay tune next episode for more questions!! (For Kanda mostly)Oh yeah, if u have qns you want me to ask just tell me!! If its reasonable i'll put it on!! Oh yeah, gonna put a poll for which character in Chap 3. Look out below!!