Random Trish/Lita. Woke up at 5 am and wrote this down in my notebook in my half awake state, thought it was cute when i woke up so here it is...hope you enjoy. r&r please :)
Trish could feel the bright light burning her eyelids, they fluttered open and she squinted, deciding it best to look out of just one blue eye. Amy was standing above her complete with a black lacy little number hung tight to her body. "I'm dead." She said, immediately assuming she was in heaven. "Tell me I'm dead." The seven-time champion demanded, the pain throbbing from her brain like there was a bullet imbedded deep in her forehead.
"Ok you're dead." Amy said laughing; pushing the blonde's bangs back gently.
The Canadian sat up quickly, "Oh god I'm dead." She whispered before quickly taking in her surroundings, "But why does heaven look like a hotel room."
"Because this is a hotel room," The red head replied moving to the counter and running the tap.
Her eyes widened, "Heavens a hotel room?"
"No, no." Amy chuckled turning around from her spot at the sink, "Your not dead you're in you're hotel room."
Handing her the glass of water Amy sat back down on the bed. "But the bright light," Trish said, still immersed in her half asleep confusion.
"It's called the sun babe," The red head told her, dropping two aspirin into the blonde's hand, "Here take these."
She popped the pills into her mouth and swallowed them down with a big gulp of the water, last night must have been crazy if she wasn't actually dead…which she still wasn't convinced of. Her eyes traveled up and down Amy's body, "If I'm not dead then why are you naked?"
Placing her hands on her hips in protest Amy spoke, "Hey, the important parts are covered."
Trish laid a hand on the woman's thigh, "Yeah you're right in heaven you'd be completely naked."