Are you sitting comfortably? Good, because this is going to get random

Ace had just got himself some cereal, sat down and taken a spoonful within about 3 inches from his mouth when his and everyone else's day took a turn for the mind bogglingly random and stupid.

Tech emerged from his laboratory and entered the kitchen where Ace was sitting.

"Erm...Ace? We ,may have a problem." he said

Ace put his spoon down. "What's up, Doc?"

Tech sat down, pulled out a flask of some alcohol from his pocket and took a swig.

"Well, it started off when I built a particle accelerator. I set it off fine. No problem... until I went to stop it..." he recalled

"Ah... Let me guess, we've lost satalight TV again?" Ace figured, since the TV had been on the fritz this morning.

"Worse." Tech said

"Justin Bieber teleported into your trousers?"

"Not quite that bad" Said Tech

"Oh...okay..." said Ace, going back to his cereal.

"...I've got Rev pregnant." Tech said

"Oh okay." said Ace.

A few seconds later Ace realised what Tech had said.

"YOU WHAT!?" Screamed Ace

"Well, I broke the speed of reality, you see and random, nonsensical things occur." Tech tried to excuse himself

"But you got Rev PREGNANT! Why did you not use a bloody condom?!" Ace shouted in a mildly hysterical panic

"Because I didn't think I'd get him pregnant! HE'S A MAN FOR EVOLUTION'S SAKE!"

They weren't angry. Just surprised by the random turn of events. Then Lexi arrived... with a bucket for a head.

"What is up with my head!?" Lexi shouted

Then a worrying call came from Rev's room. "Tech! Help! Water is going everywhere!"

"Oh damn. His water's broke!" Ace squealed

"I have to stop the machine!" Tech Shouted, running of to shut of the particle accelerator, not noticing he was growing breasts.

When he reached the machine, Tech had grown breasts not dissimilar to some you may see in an adult film. "Oh bloody hell!" he cursed.

Ace ran in behind him with an otter following him for no apparent reason.

"How do we stop it!?" He cried.

"We can either wait for something to randomly turn it off or we can try to stop it somehow." Tech said

"What's the worst that can happen?" Asked the Otter who it appeared was Duck in some way.

"It could create a black hole and destroy the universe." said Tech as if it didn't matter

"Maybe the black hole wouldn't destroy us because of all the randomness." Suggested Ace.

"Alternatively... Oh bugger it!" Said Tech, smacking the machine with a mallet.

Reality was restored... or not

"Tech..." said Rev walking into the room, holding up a small feathery thing. "...It's my baby!"

"Oh my..." And then Tech fainted