Me: I like oneshots…..
Shikamaru: We can tell…..
Me: And this is by far the most damn random…..
Kiba: Get on with it….
Me: I don't own Naruto….
Temari: Hinata however… Does….
Hinata: *Faints*
Hinata had no idea how it happened, she was asked one simple task and she ventured out to do what she was told, because she was an obedient girl... well, at least she was sometimes.
"Kiba-kun? Kiba-kun? Shino-chan?" Hinata called, making her way through the forest training grounds where Team 8 could usually be found. "Where on Earth are they?" Hinataa murmured, brushing past a thick branch.
And then, she heard loud, incessant squabbling that immediately made her turn a deep red and unwelcome thoughts began to enter her mind. "C'MON ERO-SANNIN! JUST TEACH ME GOD DAMMIT!" "Research Naruto, you need to keep your eye on the parameters of research," "RESEARCH MY ASS! JUST SOMETHING YOUUSE AS AN EXCUSE TO PEEK ON HALF-NAKED IF NOT FULLY NUDE LADIES!"
Hinata made it to a small clearing in the midst of the forest and hid behind a tree. She could see Jiraiya visibly snickering and giggling perversely while looking through a thin bush towards a spot where a few women hung out. There was a small lake there, she'd gone there a couple of times, and then there was a furious, and in Hinta's opinion, adorably flushed Naruto standing behind him with his fists balled and around a hundred tick marks littering his head.
Hinata blinked lightly, her face still an impossible shade of red, "Naruto-kun… Jiraiya-sama…" she whispered softly.
Naruto groaned and his tick marks exploded, "OH FOR GOD SAKES!" he screamed and placed his hands into a hand sign, "Harem Jutsu!" he shouted and there was a gigantic cloud of smoke. Hinata's pale and pupil less eyes looked on in surprise, "A new jutsu?" she thought, but then some of the smoke started to clear revealing Jiraiya with a very large nose bleed and his face a perverse red, god, Hinata could practically hear the sexy music.
And then she saw something… Something she probably wasn't supposed to…
Naruto… Standing there… As a girl… A very much naked girl… With long blonde hair… And a beautifully shaped face… "Ero-sannin," the female Naruto lookalike whispered cheekily. Jiraiya had steam coming out of his ears, he then pulled out a random sign, "WE HAVE A WINNER! A PERFECT TEN!"
Naruto turned back and rubbed his now short, spiky hair. "Man, that was easier than I thought it'd be…" he muttered, turning his back to the fantasizing Jiraiya. He then noticed something and blinked. Standing in the bushes, not far from where he was, was a very pale, very shocked, and very red Hinata. Naruto blinked again, "Hinata-chan?"
That was the last straw for Hinata, her face was now a deeper red than a ripe tomato and he eyes went up and into the back of her head. She swayed a little and then just plain fell over as the world went black for her.
Naruto rushed to catch the fainted girl and sighed as he made it just in time. "That was too damn close… What did she even faint about," he mumbled, looking down at her while the Pervy Sage danced around animatedly behind him, still in his fantasy world of Naruko.
Hinata then started to mumble in her sleep, her cheeks still red, "E-Ero….Sannin?" she questioned in her sleep, her eyes twitching in their closed state and her cheeks rising in colour.
Naruto then realized what had happened, and what Hinata saw… "Ohhhh….."
Me: That was short…
Kiba: *Nodding* Mhmm
Me: But I had random inspiration
Neji: Okay…
Me: I'm gonna get more random ass inspiration….
Sasuke: No doubt about it….
Me: See ya in the next senseless oneshot…. Or story…