Fire: Hello!!! Today marks a new beginning.

Kai: The beginning of you shutting up.

Fire: Just because your girlfriend likes someone else in this…

Kai: FOR THE LAST TIME!!! SAKURA ISN'T MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

Fire: Suuuurrrrreeee……..

Disclaimer: I do not own ccs, icky raves, or Stoned by Dido

When your Stoned Baby,

By Fire-chan/san/kohai

Today was just any normal rave type party for a crack-addict such as Syaoran Li. (bet you that were a surprise!!!!) Ever since he was 13, cocaine seemed as normal as his brown hair and eyes. And now, at 25, and an excellent teacher, things haven't changed. Who says drugs can ruin your life? Next week he'd start teach Mathematics at Okinawa Private High.

"Hey buddy, look over at that SEXY bitch over there!" Syaoran turned to his ever-unfaithful friend Kenshin Ishida. They've been friends forever, even before he discovered crack. "Who?" he turned towards Blue-eyes and Black hair. "That brown-haired bitch over there" pointing to various people. "More specifically?" his friend was never good at holding his own in alcohol. "The one with green eyes!"

Syaoran stared. That girl looked about 17 and was dressed WAY TOO nice to be at this type of party. Even stranger, she looked pretty, not hot. "Oh well, she looks underage anyway."

So they continued partying until Syaoran noticed the girl was sleeping, kind of. Being noble, Syaoran cleared every guy in a 5 ft. radius from her and tried waking her up. "Anyone in there?" "PURPLE BUNNY!!!" she probably couldn't hold her alcohol either. "What's your address bitch?" "Oh NO YOU DIDN'T!!!! Hehehe…." So he was off.

After much difficulty, he finally found her house and ding-dong-ditched her.

First Day of School

Syaoran adjusted himself in his leather chair, looking at his homeroom students. One, who was tapping his desk, had blond hair and green eyes. Another, looking irritably at him…WAIT!!! Just after the tardy bell, the girl from last night appeared in the front desk reserved for the "idiot" of the class. It seemed she remembered, looking up in shock.

"Ok, what does x equal in 12x-410x?" he asked and immediately chose the blond kid to answer, but not before introducing myself. "My name is Hideaki Akira, and the answer is x equals negative two." All period, Hideaki was the only one who got any questions right. "Akira-san, will you please stay." "Yes sensei."

"Why aren't you in a more advanced class Akira-san?" Hideaki laughed it off. "I don't really know myself. Well, Otau-san won't pay enough for the advanced algebra class." Syaoran gasped at this. This was a well-known neighborhood for wealth. "Man, you looked as surprised as when you saw Sakura-chan!" "Sakura?" "You know the one in the 'idiot' seat." So that's her name… "Excuse me, I have to go do something" "Oker-Smokers, sensei!"

Syaoran ran to the alley behind the school and started to smoke his crack. Darn! It seems like I can't help myself to crack since I saw Sakura…This was true. He estimated he smoked 10 cigarettes of cocaine last night. "Why, hello sir?" a highly seductive voice came from behind him. He looked to see a "sluttish" looking girl with black hair and green eyes which color was familiar to snot.

Gasping in shock, he recognized her from his 5th period class, Kiyoko Kiyoshi. Ironic, how her name means clean child and purity, when she probably did "it" for a long time. While he was distracted, she came up and kissed him…

Fire: Ok, maybe a little lame, but SO WHAT?!!!