Chapter One.
Back to Lima.
New York is great. The city of my dreams even. But I sometimes miss my family. My dad, my step mom, and my younger step brother Finn. He likes to call me "little Brother" because he's a giant. I am five years older than Finn. He being in his senior year in high school and myself being a struggling actor out of college… it's nice to visit my family.
My name is Kurt by the way. Kurt Hummel. I am boarding the plane to Lima with my friends since high school. Santana, Rachel, and Mercedes.
Santana is a bitch. She really is, but over the years I have learned to love her. The main reason she is going back is to see one of the kids in the old Glee club. (The New Directions. My group of four are the founding members of the Glee Club, along with Mike, whom we are meeting there.) Santana has a crush on a senior there, Brittany is her name. She is basically dumb blond. Like really dumb. I don't understand how she is a senior in high school.
Rachel is a diva. Like major diva, but she is my best friend. We have lived together since our first year out of high school. She has a crush on my brother, and I must say. ITS WRONG. It makes me really uncomfortable. Especially because I know for a fact he likes her back. It's illegal Rachel! You are 23 god damn years of age! Finn is 18!
Mercedes is amazing. She really is. She has her own CD. She is a beautiful girl. I really have nothing bad to say about her. Apparently she also has a crush on someone in the club, this guy named Sam. Apparently his lips are HUGE. (that's what Santana says anyway).
The girls go back to ohio way more often than I do. I still have to meet the new Glee Club. Finn told me all of their names and gave a title to each of them, why you ask? I don't know. He made me write it down…
Brittany- "the Dumber part of Dumb and Dumber"
Sam- "Trouty Mouth"
Artie- "Wheels"
Quinn- "Queen Bee"
Puck- "My Best Friend Ever (he is also really badass)
Blaine- "Gay Boy" (he then proceeded to tell me that we would make a good couple. EW)
Well… my flight is landing. I must say my farewell. These three are no doubt going to make me practice for when we sing in Glee club tomorrow… shit, what have I gotten myself into….
