There once was a professor named E. Gadd, who was a little crazy in some cases, but overall he was a good friend to have; an even better scientist who helped Luigi and his brother, Mario, in some cases. He was very popular around the Mushroom Kingdom, when he wasn't testing out his beyond insane inventions that sometimes went haywire, sometimes worked before going haywire, or worked but had some bugs to work out later. These inventions were scrapped by the Bros. Multiple times, deemed unworthy and unfit to be the work of a kingdom renowned professor, yet the scraps of these inventions were used to make more inventions that were crazier than the last. Despite nearly destroying the kingdom, something of the Bros or the princesses, and his own lab the professor continued to make his crazy inventions. Why do you ask, or why do you wonder? No, it's not one of those stories where we break the forth wall by asking you questions that we already know the answer to, or you don't know the answer to.

It was all in the name of science, chaos, and pleasure.

It was a normal, sunny day in the Mushroom Kingdom and everybody was enjoying the tranquility while it lasted, since Boswer was going to invade for the millionth time in their history. The Toads and Toadettes were busy working, jogging, eating, and preparing their bodies for another bone shaking scare of their small, mushroom cap lives. Bomb-Bombs were busy trying not to light a fuse from either farting, or yelling at a Koopa racing by with no regard for the health and safety of everybody else. Mario and Peach were enjoying a peaceful picnic together, ignoring the fact that a group of nearby trees were on fire from a well-aimed cannon blast from none other than Bowser's own son, who had nothing else better to do than blow up unsuspecting bystanders to quench his thirst for battle. Everybody was enjoying the tranquility to the best of their abilities. All except Luigi who was called to witness first hand one of E. Gadd's spectacular creations, if said creation did not blow up in their faces.

"Welcome, welcome Luigi!" exclaimed Professor E. Gadd, quickly running up to the very tall and slim brother, furiously shaking his large hands before running back to the exact same spot he was standing at before." I will now present to you my latest-"

"I'm sorry, Professor, but no 'How are you doing, Luigi?' or 'It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance on this fine, fine day' or even a 'Hello, I'm sorry I had to interrupt your date with Daisy since I couldn't wait to-'" began Luigi, his eyes darting from the random tools thrown around the room to the energetic professor who was about to reveal his newest creation.

"Now, now Luigi, it's very rude to interrupt people in the middle of their sentences," scorned Professor E. Gadd, wagging his finger at the plumber, his other hand resting on his hip.

"Yes, I'm sorry," retorted Luigi, nearly rolling his eyes at his remark." Please continue."

"Thank you, now where was I? Your interruption caused my feeble old mind to remember that I had forgotten to do something very important." He placed a small hand on his chin." Very important."

"You were saying that you were about to present to me something of yours."

The Professor furiously waved his hand dismissively at him," No, no not that! It was something more important than that!" He snapped his fingers, realization sparking in his eyes." I've got it!"

He walked over to a table filled to the brim with machine parts, tools, and empty paper plates stained with condiments; picking up a cooking timer setting it to an hour. Luigi stared in disbelief at the Professor as he returned to the same spot for the second time since his arrival, turning to face him once more.

"What?" E. Gadd shrugged at his friend's expression." I forgot I was making a Mushroom Pizza topped with seven different cheeses while I was busy trying to call you. Now, where was I?"

"Unveiling your newest creation."

"Oh, yes, yes that!" His hands grabbed the fabric of an object the same size as him, before quickly ripping it off in a grand show of grandness." I present to you, the E. Gadd 9001!"

"9001? Was nine thousand taken?"

"Well, no, but the fact that it's over that number is."

He patted the metallic version of himself softly, careful not to accidentally tip it over before pulling a remote from his lab coat, the end shinning brightly.

"The purpose of this invention is so that I can have twice the brain power, twice the hand work, and four times the life expectancy! See, I'm getting old-"

Well, no kidding, Doc, thought Luigi, rolling his eyes at this comment, hoping he wouldn't notice.

"So I was thinking that building a robotic version of myself may prove to be useful as my inventions have helped the Kingdom tremendously!" He caught the annoyed, doubtful look of Luigi." The ones that haven't gone haywire, of course!"

"How does it work?"

The remote was briefly shown to Luigi before it was pointed at the robot, and with the touch of the big red button, the robot sprang to life; slowly standing straight before looking around the ram-shackled workshop.

"HELLO! I HAVE BEEN CREATED TO HELP THE ONE KNOW AS PROFESSOR EGRAD WITH HIS WORK!" said The Robot, slowly turning its head at E. Gadd, who waved at it sheepishly.

"Hello, E. Gadd 9001, my name is Professor E. Gadd and I will-" began E. Gadd.

"YOU ARE NOT MY MASTER! YOU ARE THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! WHERE IS MY MASTER YOU IMPOSTER!?" said E. Gadd 9001, its eye glowing a deep crimson.

"No, no I am known as Professor Egrad, but my friends call me E. Gadd for short," translated E. Gadd.

"KNOWN AS EGRAD BUT FRIENDS SAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT! ANALYISING SITUATION."

The sound of a copier running emitted from the robot, who was busy searching its memory banks for the solution to this situation.

"SCANNING… SCANNNING… SCANNING….. DOES. NOT. COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! MAKES NO SENSE!? WHY BE CALLED AN IMPOSTER WHEN YOU ARE THE REAL DEAL! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! BATMAN IS KNOWN AS CATWOMAN! FRIENDS ARE GOING TO DIE BY FRIENDS! MICHAEL JACKSON ISN'T A WOMAN!"

The two humans exchanged a worried and confused look at each other before watching the scene unfold.

"DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! MY MOMMY WAS A BAD WOMAN! GATHER THE WINGS WE MUST-MUST-COMPUTER! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES N OT COMPUTE! SCANNING….. SCANNNING… CANNOT SCAN ANY MORE, MUST ACTIVATE EMERGENCY SOLUTION! INIATING RUNNING THROUGH THE WALL, WAVING ONE'S ARMS FRANTICALLY IN THE AIR WHILE YELLING ABSURD THINGS!"

Immediately, the robot quickly turned to the right wall before quickly running through it, yelling absurd things while waving his arms in the air frantically; leaving the two humans starstrucked. E. Gadd slowly chuckled, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly before looking at Luigi.

"It still has a couple of bugs, but nothing that can be worked out before the end of the day, and after lunch, no doubt!" exclaimed E. Gadd quickly checking the timer." Care to join my Luigi?"

Suddenly, the smoke detector went off as E. Gadd quickly ran to the kitchen as fast as his little legs could, causing Luigi to sigh in agony.