DISCLAIMER: Okay author owns nothing here except the bad sense of humor and love of old tv shows. All characters and places recognizable herein are property of someone else…I am just passing through the fandom slashing the canon.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Italics will represent things from the background and/ or thoughts unspoken/ whispered. This little nugget will be M-rated in the following chapters. Time to mix it up, everyone's fair game. Nothing straight ya'll… yuri and possibly some yaoi.


Mai HiME: Mugen Shima

Welcome to Mugen Shima

Setting: A large island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean; it has a beautiful lush multicolored landscape with few of the modern visual inconveniences. Our destination is the resort housed here on this island paradise. There are two larger buildings housing the areas of activity for the resort. Also present are scattered bungalows for guests, staff alike, and 'Go Figure' a beachside pool area.

Just off the horizon: Coming into view is a seaplane bringing vacationers looking for escape or release. The seaplane circles for its approach of the landing dock.

A small white haired figure shields his eyes whispering, "Just great. Now I've got to say those stupid lines again."

"Now…Now, Nagi, it's time to have some fun. Play along and you'll get better lines later." Standing beside Nagi is Mr. Kanzaki, a well dressed handsome figure of a man if Nagi was asked. The black suit as always, the dark hair and ggrrr those eyes...

"You said that last night, too…" Nagi pouted looking at his remarkable companion.

"Now…Now" Mr. Kanzaki flashed Nagi his most adorable cheesecake grin.

"Oh alright already, go away and I'll say the damn lines," Nagi replied with a slight blush pushing his companion towards the dock walkway.

"HEY…fairyBOSS…the plane… the plane," Nagi shouted rather loudly with little enthusiasm.

"You'll regret that later…Nagi love. All right places everyone…places. OK now everyone smiles…big smiles.

Mr. Kanzaki moves to the top edge of the landing dock just as the seaplane is settling into place. "I think I'll tie him up tonight and screw Tate the janitor in front of him."

Nagi is standing at his side once again mumbling slightly before saying, "So who are our guests bitch-boy? I mean Boss…"

Humidity's rising…Barometer's getting low according to…

"Takeda…"

The young DJ looks up lowering the music smiling sweetly at the way this man says his name, "Yes, Mr. Kanzaki…"

"Change the music pretty boy…" Mr. Kanzaki says smiling. His words are firm.

"Yes Rei…I mean yes Mr. Kanzaki…" the DJ said as he hit the next queue.

They had style, they had grace…Rita Hayworth gave good 'face'

"TAKEDA…"

Takeda was posing until that harsh tone broke his 'Vogue' moment.

The guests were just departing the plane as Takeda queued up the Hawaiian themed music that always accompanied arrivals. Mr. Kanzaki watched as the first young female couple hit the dock smiling.

"Ah yes, Natsuki Kuga and her lovely companion Shizuru Fujino…" Mr. Kanzaki said in a husky tone that gave Nagi goose bumps.

"Why are they here?" Nagi asked trying to control the erection that was looming.

"Sex on the beach and anywhere else they can find a public private moment."Mr. Kanzaki said with a twisted grin.

"Bears watching…" Nagi replied slipping his hands into his front pockets trying to fan out his not so loose jeans.

"Maybe…NOT. Our second couple is Haruka Suzushiro and Yukino Kikukawa, this trip is for Yukino from Haruka. Miss Suzushiro wants Yukino to enjoy her fantasies. Haruka just wants to enjoy some alcohol. Theirs is an odd relationship…so closeted." Mr. Kanzaki said feeling a headache coming on just from the use of the word 'closet'.

As the next girl stepped out Nagi slid slightly behind Mr. Kanzaki.

"It's OK, Nagi, she won't bite. Miss Nao Yuuki is as she puts it 'Here for the party and Blackmail."

"Just keep her away please Rei…"

"We are in public, Nagi, its Mr. Kanzaki." Mr. Kanzaki said as he pulled the younger, much smaller man from behind him.

As the next young female couple stepped out of the plane, Mr. Kanzaki cracked his cheesecake smile once again.

"Mai Tokiha and Mikoto Minagi are here for Mai's fantasy. Mai wants to explore her sexual nature. Miss Minagi has a secret that she has yet to tell her companion. These two definitely bear watching, Nagi. Young Miss Minagi is very innocent in appearance, but has a darker nature that could nearly rival the lovely Miss Fujino's if inappropriately exploited."

Nagi watched as they were coming towards them. It was clear Mikoto was possessive of Mai from her clinging to the clueless, flirtatious Miss Tokiha.

The next couple out seemed to be older than the previous three and from their distance no more than friends.

"Midori Sugiura and Youko Sagisawa are also here for the party, though Miss Sagisawa wonders what life with her friend, as a lover, would be like. Miss Sugiura though fun-loving and extremely good natured shows her truest emotions from the empty side of the bottle."

As the last girl stepped off the seaplane, Nagi fled behind Mr. Kanzaki again this time gripping Mr. Kanzaki's suit nearly tearing the arm seams, "Don't you dare tell me this one doesn't bite. There is definitely something wrong with her. I must admit I like her sharp blue outfit though the jacket could be cut closer to the waist."

"Miyu Greer is here upon request. It would seem Miss Searrs would like Miyu to experience life and possibly sex just once as a human," Mr. Kanzaki said as Miyu joined the gathered group, "Ah yes thank you for the drink, Mamoru."

Mamoru Chiba smiled at Mr. Kanzaki and Nagi as he handed them their drinks before walking away. He was wearing skin tight black trunks that made Mr. Kanzaki growl and Nagi sigh appreciatively, "Now that boy's got a nice package."

"My name is Mr. Kanzaki; I will be your host for the duration of your stay. I'd like to 'welcome' you all to Mugen Shima.