Document Opened: 03/21/2009, 09:35pm.
Authors Note:
First off I know that Deidara is a male. I have written lemons for SasoDei.:3.
This is only a Hidan x FemDei because I like the idea. And by one of my many crazy rules, if there is no SasoDei then they are cousins or related somehow.;-_-;.
Warnings for; Violence, edited language via Hidan. Mentions of past abuse. Over protective Sasori.:p.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Unfortunately Masashi Kishimoto does. Gah, the Akatsuki deserve better.x_x.
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It was another boring Saturday. We didn't even have any 'gang' business to do either. I was itchin' for something to do, hell the only reason I showed up to the park for the meeting that Sasori of all people called for was to see that cousin of his. He briefly mentioned something about his younger cousin moving in with him and his grandmother during lunch last week.
Probably some little runt or something, still don't understand why mister high and mighty Pein agreed to it. I glanced down at my watch, it was nearly five minutes past the time Sasori told us to be here. "Where the f*ck is Mr. punctuality?" Looking across the bench I saw Konan, Itachi, Pein and Kisame all point behind me. Slowly I turned my head and I saw the aforementioned one looking at me with that pissed off expression he sometimes used against his enemies. "Shit, what kept you?" He was the late one so he had no reason to look at me like that!
"That was my fault, un." A new voice piped in. A girls voice at that. For once I decided to pay attention.
We all looked at him and apparently the girl was behind him. "This is my younger cousin, she will be starting at our school Monday. Oh, and despite what she says, she knows nothing about art." He stepped aside to reveal the fuming teen. "You're the one who doesn't know what real art is, un!" She was glaring at her cousin who looked bored now.
Oh great, there were two of them now. Just f*cking peachy. We all knew how much Sasori loved art and anyone who was dumb enough to argue with him usually ended up with a need for bandages. "Save it brat. Everyone this is Deidara and Deidara this is everyone." Really, he should a roast master or something, he was just so good at it.
Taking a look at the girl he had to keep his jaw shut. She was definitely not what he was expecting. Her hair was long and golden, some of it was tied up into a smaller ponytail atop her head and her visible eye was a deep shade of blue. The left side of her face was almost completely covered by a long fringe of hair. Her black tank-top showed part of her curved figure and her black jeans clung to her like a second skin. A few different bracelets adorned her wrists and what he could guess were star earrings in her ears. The sun only seemed to make her slightly tanned skin sparkle, by his standards she was a step above pretty and almost beautiful.
"Hello. Sasori Danna has told me quite a bit about you, un." She smiled and waved at us. She was a good couple of inches shorter than Sasori so she had to either been fifteen or sixteen. "Danna?" Our 'gang' leader Pein questioned the pair while quirking an eyebrow. For the first time I think I actually saw some emotion on the f*ckers blank face other than pissed or bored. I had to refrain from laughing out loud as he looked almost embarrassed by the girl. "Sasori is a great artist too, despite being wrong about it. His puppets are amazing, un!" She stated happily while Sasori just put a palm to his forehead. "Knock it off Deidara." He flatly told her.
This was just too much, but one thing did come to mind though. "Isn't that a boys name?" I asked and realized that I probably shouldn't have as the bastard hit the back of my head. "What the f*ck was that for?!" We locked eyes for a moment but it was the girl who but in. "It's okay. My parents expected a boy and got me instead, un." She half glanced off to the side for a moment after that.
Sasori was quick to change the subject, "Anyway. I was wondering if you guys would help me show her around the city." That didn't sound right. Sasori almost never asked for help and showing a relative around shouldn't be that much of a problem. He had an alternative and he knew that we knew it. Pein agreed for everyone and we got up from our spots.
One by one we introduced ourselves to the girl. Konan seemed pleased that there was another girl around to talk with. It was almost eleven and time for lunch. I was almost relived when Deidara brought it up. "Hey Sasori Danna, where do you go for food around here, un?" She tilted her head and looked at him. The two were a few feet ahead of me and Kakuzu. "How about the pizza place near here?" He looked around and we all nodded in agreement for that. We were teenagers, we never turned down f*cking pizza. It was like an implanted rule.
I rolled my violet eyes and took another look at the girl. I could see that she also had on a pair of black fingerless gloves and black boots. Her hair was swaying back forth almost hypnotically with every step. Damn, she was cute. If it weren't for Sasori I would be asking her out. But she was related to the red head and even I knew to keep on his good side, what he had of one anyway.
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Ten minutes later we were all seated at the local pizza place in a booth that we had claimed as our own going on two years now. Everyone except the blond saw the looks she had gotten from a few of the other teens there as we entered and took our seat. Next to no one looked at Konan since they all knew she was with Pein. In fact the last time someone even looked at her Pein himself beat the hell out of the guy. But here was some new chick and as the other teens would dub her 'fresh meat'.
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Half an hour later our food arrived and I was silently thanking Jashin that it did. I didn't think the girl would ever stop talking and what was worse was the fact that Konan and Kisame kept her going on and on with different questions and things. Everyone had at least one question for her, even Itachi the normally stoic bastard. From what I had gathered she had turned fifteen during the summer and was from Iwagakure. Her art was explosions and all things fleeting and transient. And much to Sasori's own dismay liked to pull the occasional prank. However why she was here was kept a secret. Seeing as the other artist kept switching topics on us whenever the subject came up.
It had taken me a moment to notice that she was looking at me or rather my eyes. I knew they were unusual but at least she wasn't looking with disgust. Just curiosity. "Is that your natural eye color, un?" She asked in an innocent tone. "F*ck yeah?" I gave her a look that demanded an answer back. "I was just wondering since it's a pretty shade, un." She went back to her pizza and now I knew that Kakuzu and a couple of the others would not let me go for awhile without being reminded of this.
"Crud, un." We all looked at the girl who looked disgusted and angry at the same time as a chunk of tomato sauce had fallen on her tank-top. "Come on. I'll help you get that out before it stains." Konan slid out of the booth and Sasori got out so Deidara could go with her.
Once the girls were gone Pein looked over at Sasori who had a blank look on his face. "Alright, what was the real reason you wanted to see us today?"
Watching the red head come up with the right words was almost hilarious. I needed to keep a f*cking camera around for these things. "As you can see my cousin" He was quick to emphasize that. "Is not exactly ugly." A quick round of agreements went by and this did not help the puppet artist. "Anyway I was wondering if just for the first week she's at school if you would not mind giving her a hand and keeping the wrong boys away from her when I am not around." His little request was a surprise to the rest of us since as far as we had known him. He never cared about anything other than his art. "Fine. But what exactly is your definition of the 'wrong boys'?" Pein locked eyes with Sasori. "All of them." He said without so much as a blink.
"All of f*cking them? You know all the straight ones are goning to want to come on to her!" I stated a little above normal speaking level. Sasori practically growled. Since when had he become so protective of some chick that he never even mentioned to us before last week?
"Thats the point. Just for the first week so she can get on her own, I've seen it myself, she is more than a capable fighter but this is a new place." We had to drop the matter since we heard the girls return. Happily chatting back and forth. I groaned inwardly: since I just f*cking knew that Monday was going to a day to look forward to.
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Authors Note:
I only intend this to be a five or six chapter long story.
So next time Hidan is going to have to talk Sasori into letting him go on a date with Deidara. Right now I'm thinking of keeping the whole thing in Hidan's point of view.
This is my first official HiDei fic and I am not sure how I did with Hidan. If it's not a problem than could you let me know what you thought of it? Let me know if there is something too out of character or unusual here. Aside from FemDei.:p.
Happy Spring people. I'm hoping to have chapter two up before I go to bed later.
Finished: 03/22/2009, 01:15-16am.