Disclaimer:
NDG: idontowntrigun
DK: Louder.
NDG: I DON"T OWN TRIGUN or Jingle Bells!!! There... y'happy?
DK: Yes. Very.
Note from the masterminds (nftm): Hiyas! I'm going to try something a little different here.
Who's talking:
Wolfwood
Legato
Director
Guest: Knives
What's going on
Oh... and sing the song fast... it sounds better that way!
Soooooooo... let's get started with the first episode of The Christmas Talk Show !
There's a circular shaped room. It's bare excepet for two recliners, and a glass table.
On one of the walls there are two doors marked 'HOST'. Wolfwood comes out of one door, and Legato the other.
Hey, everyone! What's up! I'm Nicholas D. Wolfwood, and I'm the host of this show.
You mean WE are the CO-hosts of this show.
Pay him no mind he's crazy.
No, I'm Legato.
Anyways! On today's show we're going to have a special musical guest that Legato CAREFULLY SELECTED, if he didn't want to be fired, that is.
Yes that's correct! Today we're going to have Master Knives sing us a little song! He made it up just for us!
I'm sure that everyone's very excited.
Cut the sarcasm!
Yes director! Okay everyone, please give a cold
WARM!
As I was saying, please give a COLD welcome to Millions Shithead!
KNIVES!
That's what I said!
Knives walks out of a door marked 'GUEST'. The crowd cheers.
Hello dispicable spiders!
The studio crowd stops cheering.
Kind viewers! He means kind viewers!
No, I don't, I really don't.
Yes, deep down I'm SURE you do!
Umm...
Master! Why don't you sing them all your song!
For once you came up with a good idea Legato. I'm very proud of you!
Thank you Master! I'll try and do it more often.
Legato bows to Knives. Wolfwood and the studio crowd looked VERY disturbed. Knives clears his throat and begins to sing to the tune of Jingle Bells:
Reload your guns,
Vashu runs,
Monev's almost dead.
Wolfwood got lost
on a bus,
Legato's arm's not his.
BOOM!
Reload your guns,
Vashu runs,
Monev's almost dead.
Wolfwood got lost
on a bus,
Legato's arm's not his.
BOOM!
Dashing through the sands,
on a crippeled tomas,
all the isles we go smashing into steamers.
E.G. Mine fell off,
and his spikes got tarnished.
Rush back to the complex now,
before the badlads shoot us.
BOOM!
Reload your guns,
Vashu runs,
Monev's almost dead.
Wolfwood got lost
on a bus,
Legato's arm's not his.
BOOM!
Reload your guns,
Vashu runs,
Monev's almost dead.
Wolfwood got lost
on a bus,
Legato's arm's not his.
BOOM!
The song ends and Knives takes a bow. The studio crowd is so shocked that they actually clap.
That was just wrong on so many levels.
No, Master! Don't listen to him! I thought that it was really good!
Thank you.
Knives leaves abruptly.
Well, that's all that we have for today! Tune in next time for our CAREFULLY PLANNED musical guest! Which I will pick out this time!
The studio crowd goes wild as Wolfwood and Legato go into the two doors marked 'HOST'.
nftm: sooooo... wadja think! We'll be back soon!
Owari