Authoress: Yes! My first story… AGAIN! :] I'm pretty happy about it. My grandma read my first chapter o__o; to say it was weird is clearly an understatement. She said "It was good, nice handwriting" What? Lol that has nothing to do with the story, but she said "You didn't have to curse" Mhm, never again grandma never again. I shall not let you read my stories EVER! –Cried.;;

NOW ON WITH THE STORY!

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(```)(```) My trusty sidekick Bonbon has decided to help me rule your minds.

You shall be seeing more of him… he's going to be in all my stories XD.

Story: He's Not So Innocent

Rated: M for later chapters, and for cursing I guess.

Pairings: SasuNaru, KakaIru, others.

Summary: Everyone knows that Sasuke has a thing for Naruto and vise-versa. But what the dark-haired ninja don't know about what our little blond is up to, should keep him on his toes.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I wish, and if I did… They would be at it like rabbits in a mating frenzy XD

Sasuke didn't know what was going on today! It seems that every time he thought Naruto, his body screamed "TAKE HIM NOW HE'S YOURS ANYWAYS!" which he didn't mind doing. But the question in the Uchiha's mind still remained "Does Naruto want him?" He was the last Uchiha prodigy, the genius, but to thinking about his blonde dobe… he was oblivious. He cursed, noticing that he was seemingly mumbling to himself and a few people were staring. The boy glared, having them back away and turn around like nothing happened. Just the way he liked it, he even glared more of his annoying fan girls away. He leaned against the large tree between Naruto's favorite ramen shop (1) and another shop that Sasuke didn't care for.

When he was about to go back to brooding, he heard that heavenly voice, the one that slips into his dreams and thoughts unexpectantly to haunt him. He looked around, and saw his Naruto. Yes his Naruto, Uchiha's are possessive and he wasn't going to stop doing it now. The blue-eyed teen walked into his sights, and when he was about to speak he stopped. Widen eyes stared at the boy walking down the pathway with a strut in his step. He then quietly said to himself,

"Naruto… what in gods name are you wearing?"

--Just yesterday.;;

Naruto thought he got over the shock of being told by Tsunade that Sasuke liked him. Seriously, was this all a damn joke!?! She had to tell him around the number of 20 times before he let it sink into his brain. Him, of all the fan girls and pretty women he could have chosen, it was him. Leaning against the wall, he started to think. He felt so damn special, that's for sure. Not that retarded "dee dee dee" kind, but the kind of special that makes butterflies in your stomach just thinking about that person you know? But, he thought, "How shall I make him act upon his feelings?" He pondered on the question for quiet awhile as he began to walk out of the Hokage building in a sort of daze. Now he was a ninja, a clumsy ninja, but he still had to make sure to keep his senses on alert. As he continued walking around slowly, the Kyuubi gave a helping hand to him.

"Kit, how about you try and make the Uchiha brat crack" a picture of Kyuubi flashing his bright, long, sharp demon teeth in an evil grin.

It was scary sight, but Naruto didn't mind. He was used to the dumb demon sending him pictures of his faces. The blond then smirked mischievously; laughing quietly to himself, as he turned around, and began walking to a certain shop. He was going to break that Uchiha's patience and put that libido of his into overdrive. Yes, that sounded delightful, oh so very delightful. He needed the masterminds, the senseis per say; The romantics, perverts, kinkiest (2), and everything in between… and he knew just who to go to first.

"Heyyyyy Sakura-chaaaaaaaan, Ino-saaaaaaaaaan! ~"

Naruto sang as he strolled into Ino's inherited flower shop, that plastered foxy grin in place. The females greeted him with bright smiles, as they then sipped their teas. The shop was quiet today, which was good for him. He brought a chair over from the right corner and placed it next to their table. Staying quiet, he nervously sat there. The two stopped talking and stared at the flustered blonde boy. He was moving, twitching almost; the shifting of his eyes was almost scared maybe. Well to them it looked like it. Sakura calmly sighed; Ino and her knowing what Naruto was nervous about. The twinkle in Ino's eyes was contagious, as Sakura's own eyes held that same glee. Ino turned to Naruto, voicing out all too slyly,

"You need help with something Naruto?" Sakura nodded with the girl, adding her two cents in also, "Yeah, its about Sasuke isn't it?"

Naruto nodded quickly, the bright pink emerging across his whiskered cheeks in a blaze. They both giggled quietly, excited to help the boy; they were also happy that they gave up their crush on Sasuke, the year he left. And that happened after they realized how much Naruto really wanted to get him back no matter what. (3) Even though he was blushing, he gave a quizzical look to the both of them.

"W-w-Wait! How do you know that this is about Sasuke huh!?!" he asked connubially.

Both girls sighed once more, the look at him stupidly and said, "Well basically everyone knows Naruto! It's so obvious! The only ones who haven't noticed is you and Sasuke." Ino nodding truthfully with a laugh. "Gee Naruto; we didn't know you where that dense."

Naruto relaxed a bit, even though his thoughts were in a whirlwind of commotion. He felt a little bit better after a few minutes of calming down his nervousness and thoughts, he spoke up. It was weird, because what he asked them really took them by surprise.

"Sakura… Ino… I need you two to help me enhance my romantic side or however it's called. Not saying that I don't have any of that romance stuff," he laughed suddenly while the anime sweat drops appeared behind the females' heads.

"I want to be more romantic with Sasuke. Even though he's supposed to woo me or whatever. I just need help planning so I can make that Teme-bastard crack and take me already!" his voice a pitch higher than he originally attended it to be.

The pink on his cheeks was replaced by the deep flush of scarlet red. Sakura and Ino's squeals were so loud; the boy was getting a migraine and slightly death by the minute. Kyuubi ranted and whined quietly in the back of Naruto's mind,

"The kit can go ask that stupid pinky girl and weirdo blondie but not me? I feel so unloved. And their squeals are too fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up."

Naruto snorted; the girls' squeals and other such sounds ending afterwards. He then began to whine also, while Kyuubi's whining continued.

"Please help me. Pleaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeee! I'm going to have to have others help also, because I think this is going to need more than two people. So please tell me you're in!"

"Yup, he's whining. Nothing new, as usual." They both thought, while they shrugged the feeling to the side and it was quickly replaced by the excitement that was rising into their eyes once more. "Sure Naruto, we'll help you" the voices said in unison, as the planning already began in their heads. Sakura was thinking of all the other people she could get to help without Naruto's knowing. The more people that he doesn't know helping, the more fun it would be right? Laughing to herself very evilly, the planning continued. Ino's brain was working over what type of events that incorporate their romancing skills; both smiled way too happily towards the blond.

He swallowed in uncertainty, as he watched the two females hover over him like insane people in those very creepy movies you watch. "This was a mistake," he thought over quickly, "Very big mistake."

1

– I can't believe I forgot the ramen shops name!! Gomen! Gomennnnn! I'm a freaking Naru-tard and I can't remember the damn shop name!?! –Hit with multiply kunai's.;;

2

– Kinkiest? Lol, didn't even know that was a word. Or maybe I did, probably forgot. Whatever man xD.

3

– Yeah seriously, Naruto did want Sasuke back. DOESN'T THAT SAY ANYTHING TO THE VIEWERS? Everyone's all like "Sakura x Sasuke FOREVER ALFKAJS;DFLKSJDF" but, really… All Sakura did was whine and bitch and moan but didn't do anything. I like Sakura and all, but not with Sasuke xD.

Wow, this was four pages long. X__x; Nearly killed me. I wrote this first and then typed it out. It's much better that way, and it's the like story on the go for me. Lmfao. I'm also going to be a good Authoress, and not beg for reviews… they shall come when they feel like it…

--Slinks to her knees.;; Review please? –Cried.;;