Chapter 1
Zim was working in his lab, on his next evil plan no of course, Gir was standing close by watching ever so clueless as to what's happening in front of him.
"WHATCHA DOIN MASTA!!" Gir said in a strikingly high pitched voice. This caused Zim to recoil a bit and rub his antenna from the pain of this ridiculous shriek, ringing in his head at this point. He was so lost in thought that he didn't see or hear his defective SIR walk up.
"Gir!" Zim called "What Are You Doing In The Lab!!"
"nuuuuuthiiiin" he said nonchalantly.
"Well GET OUT OF HERE!! You know you can't be in the lab anymore. Not after what you did last time."
"awwwww maaaaaaan" he stated sounding disappointed and looking at the ground.
He then immediately shot up with a very energetic "Ooookee Doookee!!" and walked out whistling.
Zim shook his head and went back to work "Now then, maybe I can get some work don…OUCH!!" he was cut off by a large U shaped object hitting him on the head.
"Hey What The Hell!!...umm….what is this thing any way?
"ooooohhhhh I remember this. It's the memory core thingy from Taks SIR Unit. Hmmm…. I wonder how she's doing these days.
Meanwhile On Taks ship…
"oh my god that little piece of shit irken disgrace son of a bitch faggot ass munch mother….GOD IM GONNA KILL HIM!!" Tak said loudly to herself getting Freakishly mad.
"as soon as I get back to earth, he is so dead. He's dead for breaking MIMI. He's dead for Ruining my life….TWICE!!. He's dead for wrecking my ship. AND He's dead for…for!" she was cut off by her ships computer.
"Warning! proximity alert, planet ahead!"
"Exelent!" Tak said cynically.
(A/N kk. Short chapter, but they'll get longer. Not sure how far I'm going with this one. It's not much to review but constructive criticism is always welcome. Thanks. P.S. this is my first fic, be gentle)