This is the start of a new series of parodies of Civil War songs.
The Uruk Soldier (The Southern Soldier, Confederate)
I'll place my armor on my back
My hobbit on my shoulder
I'll march away with the Uruk-Hai
And kill that Gondor soldier
I'll kill that Gondor soldier
I'll march away with the Uruk-Hai
And kill that Gondor soldier
I'll kill the orcs and Uruks too,
And eat their guts with gusto,
I will go and join in the bloody brawl
Till we get some manflesh,
Till we get some manflesh,
I'll go and join in the bloody brawl
Till we get some manflesh,
If I am shot on the battlefield
And I should not recover
Oh who kill all those cruel men,
And shoot that Elven archer,
Who'll shoot that Elven archer,
Oh who will kill all those cruel men
And shoot that Elven archer.
And if our evil cause is lost
And Sauron comes to find us,
We'll be ground beneath old Sauron's heel
For our loss of the battle,
For our loss of the battle,
We'll be ground beneath old Sauron's heel
For our loss of the battle.
Before Saruman shall bow his head
Before the Nazgûl harm us
I'll give my all to the evil cause
And die in the Uruk army
I'll die in the Uruk army
I'll give my all to the evil cause
and I'll die in the Uruk army
If I must die for Saruman
My spirit will not falter
Here's my heart and here's my hand
Upon that wizard's alter
Upon that wizard's alter
Here's my heart and here's my hand
Upon that wizard's alter.
And Morgoth be with us in the strife
Be with the Uruk soldier!
We'll drive our mercenary horde
Right through Gondor's border
Right through Gondor's border
We'll drive our mercenary horde
Right through Gondor's border.
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