(Okay my adoring fans" Sarcasm" This is the NEW version of my self titled shit fic and this one has better spelling and a real half assed plot and now I regret to tell you jerks that I will as you want me to take the shit fic off the site I mean I know it was bad but hear me out first. I WAS PISSED OFF I HAD A ALL-NIGHTER WAS YELLED AT BY MY FAMILY AND MY RETARDED CLASSMATE WAS PISSING ME OFF ALL FUCKING DAY!! Huh.. Okay rant over and here you go R&R you jerks.
I will never EVER EVER EVER OWN NARUTO!!
Sasuke was thinking to himself" I Must tell naruto-kun how I feel about him.' And as sasuke told himself this he went off in search of naruto who was eating ramen with sakura. As sasuke saw he went to naruto and said to him" Hey naruto? Naruto turned to sasuke and asked him" What is it sasuke-kun?" Sasuke blushed and told him" I.I love you naruto-kun and I want to make love to you!" Sakura eyes widened she then yelled out like a pink haired banshee" WHAT!? NO YOU CAN'T LOVE NARUTO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!!"
All of a sudden her head exploded thanks to naruto using his rasengen he then smiled at sasuke and said to him" I love you too sasuke-kun." Sasuke smirked at him while blushing and having a nose bleed and then said to him" I know now lets go and make love to each other." Naruto grinned at him and then walked to his apartment and soon enough there heard the sound of anal love making and naruto and sasuke lived together and soon enough tsunade created a special formula that allowed men to become pregnant and soon enough naruto became pregnant and had twins one was a cute boy who had the infamous whisker mark's and also had black hair and blue eyes and then a beautiful girl who had blond hair and black eyes but no whisker marks the end.
There is that better?