Would You Like Pie With That Demon?

by DragonyPhoenix

Xander and Spike smoosh. More demon clown references. Bolded text indicates where this story branched off of another in a drabble tree.

"A demon threw a pie at you? Is it some kind of demonic pie, rhubarb or something?"

"No, perfectly normal pie. Just incapacitates the enemy, is all."

"Incapacitates... You didn't kill it, did you? You were busy wiping pie off yourself while Buffy...." Xander howled with laughter.

Spike rolled his eyes. "You could be a little more sympathetic. Going to be sticky for a week if I don't get the rest of this off me."

Wiping tears from his eyes, Xander started licking away pie remnants. "Chocolate cream? You shouldn't have wiped so much off."