She is the one we hate the most, she really shouldn't boast, she f's and she groans, she waddles as she moans as she makes her way she calls the little cafe on the corner....... MUNCHIES......
It was a cold winter's day as Manchester awoke to a freak snow storm. Despite the snow storm plant hill Arts College was still open, Freda knew this, her stomach had been rumbling for as long as she could remember (which wasn't long) . She readied the deformed children she had made her slaves.
The eldest was Michael, he was known as weedy boy (with evil powers given to him by the fat one, Freda) he could summon cannabis plants with his single black tooth. The second was Hayley she was known as 'Bunsen burner' with her ginger hair so bright she could do things with fire. The third and final was the worst of all her name Zoƫ (dramatic sound) also known as smell toey her power wasn't magnificent just weird. With a toe so big she could produce a smell so vile it could knock out someone with the stuffiest of noses. Then with her toe so big she could knock out tanks if she wanted too.
Meanwhile we met up at the top of the steps and then we walked to munchies for a hot suddenly we felt shaking the staff and us thought it was an earthquake because of the shaking the door opened and a weird earthy smell entered the cafe. The staff then knew what was happening; she had left her bin outside.........
