Sheldon's Poem

by nerdland

I thought of how funny would be if I asked Sheldon out on a date. It would be awkward at first and sometimes he could feel uncomfortable. But in the end, he would realize that human contact was all that was missing in his life.

A Small Treat

Talking on the phone
Can be quite amusing
Lack of eye contact with someone
Can be really confusing

Sometimes you can say
Things you don't mean
If you don't say it all the way
It can sound obscene!

I will give an idea
Something smart to do
Go to the galleria
With a new point of view

Being a physicist can be
Lots of fun
But, Dr., won't you come with me
See that the fun had just begun?

We'll dance, we'll sing
You'll see it's true
That a simple thing as a fling
Can become very serious to you

When you find out

How I feel for you,
You will have no doubt
That you love me too.