Author: Dark Peppermint
Title: Honestly
Rating: PG-13 (R?)
Warnings/Notes: Shounen ai (SLASH), crossover, tweaked ages, slight age differences, salty language, slight A/U
Notes: And now (kinda) I present you the story, which is entitled 'Honestly'. At least until another song inspires me to write.
Welcome, darlings, to my newest creation... A crossover such as one has never been seen before! Please, feast your eyes upon my masterpiece...The one, the only, the fic in which I own only the plot...
HONESTLY
Dedicated (although I know personally none of these people): Billy Corgan, James Iha, Jimmy Chamberlin, Davey Havok, Bjork, Kurt Cobain, Tori Amos, everyone in Porno for Pyros, Jack and Megan White, The Vines, The Strokes, The Hives, The Sex Pistols, Tristram McDermott, Ayumi Hamasaki, Kelly Osbourne...Anne Rice... Prongs, Ambrosius, Kiara.Damion and Toby and my bestesestestestestestestest...ererererest...est friends ever, Anna, Kelsey, Abrian, Young... Aryana, Jennifer (from PLU) Mary-Francis, Cathy-Patt, Alex (you're hot!), Mary, and Dinelle.
This is for you guys! Thanks for your support and/or inspiration.
(Ten years before)
By the light of a single wand, pair of steady (though nervous), wrinkled hands set a small metal cylinder inside the hollow cornerstone of an old castle. With a swish of the wand, and the utterance of the words "Beforan futur's machina æt passen magica sendan thæt ceosan ans thurh tima's foreweard cyclus potere findaner!" And a great flash of yellow- silver light came forth, and the spell was done, the block in the corner slid back into place, and sealed with the most intense of locking charms.
"And now, at the rise of our darkest era, our future is guaranteed. Ten years ago, I personally installed within Hogwarts a Potere Findaner, one of the once lost charms of universal reach. It scans throughout the universe, through the future even, to find those with magical ability. For a very long time have these been active within the school, but only now has one so powerful, and at such an important time, been crucial to our very survival. The Findaner will bring our saviors! It will find them and bring them here to learn magic. Mind you, this particular one only works if Hogwarts is destroyed. What will happen is this: When Hogwarts is no longer, the Findaner will become active, and send us, in this time, a small signal; usually a purple hourglass-shaped cloud the size of a beach ball will float about until it finds the correct person, then dissolve after the message had been delivered. While this does, unfortunately, mean that Hogwarts has been destroyed in the future, it also brings new students. Questions, anyone?"
A several voices rose as the reporters and journalists clamored for Albus Dumbledore's attention. He pointed to a woman in highlighter yellow robes who had severely curled hair and talons rather than fingernails.
"Thank you. You called these future students our savior, but what if they save us from the very thing that destroys us? Wouldn't that create a paradox?"
Dumbledore smiled. "That has already been ensured against. The Findaner has been enabled to detect whether or not such actions could create a problem. In fact, if the risk of damaging the future is 3 or higher should a student do something or anything here, the Findaner will completely ignore the power. We need not worry about that." The woman frowned.
"Well, what if the 'powers' don't want to come?"
"Then they refuse the invitation, just like a student today would. They would send back a letter declining the offer, and they would not touch the Portkey. That is all. Now, I am late for a meeting with the Royal Jigglyfluff Committee for the rights of Magical Spiked Creatures, so please, excuse me." And he left, leaving the news people scribbling madly on their little scroll pads.
January 14, A.C. 099
HOGWARTS DESTROYED-LAST OF THE MAGIC SCHOOLS!
Yesterday, at about 2:00 pm, a group of several thousand Muggles demolished the castle that was Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, killing everyone inside. Our world mourns this tragedy, even as we prepare to go into hiding. The Minister of Magic, Lilith Potter, has declared the United Wizarding Kingdom in a state of emergency, and orders all wizards and witches to evacuate Hogsmeade and other such magical communities. This morning, in a conference, she said:
"Despite this great tragedy, we must try to survive where we can. The wizarding community cannot survive with the way Muggles are going. I am ordering everyone within my power to break, burn, or otherwise destroy his or her wands at precisely noon, day after next. It seems extreme, but it is necessary. With the demolition of Diagon Alley scheduled for only a few hours after that, we cannot afford to wait. Please, please understand that we are doing the best we can. Anyone caught with a wand or inside a wizarding community will be imprisoned or placed under Imperius until brought to safety. Thank you all very much. I am so sorry that it has come to this. Know that I love you all. As the great ancient hero 02 said: Goodbye to my dearest ones; you all lived, and so you all are in my heart."
It has been made official upon printing that the Minister's orders are to be carried out exactly as stated above. This is the last issue of the Daily Prophet everyone. It's been a long time, and we hate to part. Long live the memories of our souls.
--Nanette Skeeter, Reporter, Daily Prophet
And there's your introduction! Muahahahaha! Please review!
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