"Young Master?"
"Yes, Sebastian?"
"Why is there a pink cow costume on my bed?"
"You deserve no explanation."
"Young Master, need I remind you of what happened the last time you did that?"
"It's because I ordered it for you."
"Why?"
"Because you accepted that Halloween party invitation."
"Are you angry, my lord?"
"In that case, I have no reason to keep it."
"Sebastian, I order you to wear it to the party."
"Yes, my lord."
