FF7/KHR Xover Crack Pairing Three Sentence Challenge

AN: The 3 sentence challenge was something I came up with myself. If anyone's interested I'll post the challenge in my profile later. If by some chance anyone's inspired to write on one of these crack pairings I would appreciate a heads up please. I actually had a bit of fun thinking on these pairings. I may also add more later. Suggestions are welcome.

1. Loz/Lambo: Land

Fifteen year old Lambo looked around himself, taking in the foreign world as the pink bazooka smoke dispersed and the silver-haired man that he'd landed on gaped up at him. Glowing green eyes met shocked uncertain black and the two men continued to stare until Loz decided to break the silence surrounding them. "You're pretty cute, ya know, but I think I broke something when you landed on top of me."

2. Sephiroth/Skull: Teased

First Class SOLDIER Sephiroth's eyebrow twitched as he ignored the various catcalls and comments of his subordinates to focus on the trembling of the slim, pretty man clinging to him with strong arms wrapped around his neck. A somewhat common occurence since the Shin-Ra general had taken the displaced world-traveler, Skull, as his lover just a few short months ago. It always seemed to happen after Genesis had dragged Skull off for some 'training' with him, so Sephiroth made a mental note to burn the redhead's copy of 'Loveless'.

3. Fon/Reno: Passion

Fon pressed his body closer to his lover's, hands moving through silky hair every bit as red as his dying will flames, as he pulled the handsome Turk into an intense and passionate kiss. Reno answered that passion eagerly with lips and tongue and teeth, a hand disappearing under the other man's clothes to run over smooth, soft, tanned flesh. Fon moaned, a low deep sound that sent shivers through Reno as he once again gave thanks that he'd been sent here to this world; even if it was an assassination attempt.

4. Chaos/Tsuna: Gift

At first Tsuna had thought that he was once again in the darkness of his future self's coffin; that he'd somehow failed to change the past enough to change that disastrous future. Then he became aware of a strong arm wrapped around his waist pulling him back against a larger, hard, male body and a deep, purring voice in his ear as something long and firm pressed against his butt. "The Goddess has seen fit to send me such a delicious gift in the darkness of my vessel's exile and, oh, do I plan to enjoy this little one."

5. Squallo/Tseng: Command

Upon arrival in this world, Tseng had set himself up as a freelance assassin and quickly made a name for himself as he learned the ins and outs of power and discovered the dying will flames that were this world's version of magic. Then it wasn't long at all before he was approached by Squallo Superbi of the Varia about the long vacant position of the cloud guardian which he'd immediately accepted. He'd also accepted the open invitation to the Varia Commander's bed that he received not long after.

6. Zack/Byakuran: Crazy

Seriously, Zack thought with an annoyed expression on his face, you'd think that I would have learned my lesson by now; what with Angeal then again with Sephiroth. He silently watched as Byakuran -his current lover- walked across the room to the large table where his minions played court, his ever-present bowl of marshmallows in hand. Why is it, for Gaia's sake, that every one of my lovers turn out to be a hundred times fruitier than a goddess damned fruitcake?

7. Genesis/Chikusa: New World

It was certainly strange for Chikusa as he followed Genesis across the desolate wastelands as he'd once only followed Mukuro-sama. However, he'd been with the red-haired man since he'd awoken beside him in this strange place with its twin suns, five moons, strange plants and stranger animals; that only with Genesis' sense materia had they been able to find anything to eat and drink. And it was only at night, when he laid curled up beside his new savior as they allowed their sated bodies to cool that he let himself to think of the past, the present and maybe of their future.

8. Rude/Daisy: Need

Rude hadn't known what to think the first time he'd set eyes on the man called Daisy; he'd been laid out in the center of a crater like some kind of sacrifice and had looked like a child's patchwork doll with all his scars and his long hair spread across the dirt. But even after they'd had to lock him up when he'd kept trying to kill Elena, Rude still found himself drawn back into Daisy's arms. Night after night had found him sneaking in to hold that slim form close until he had to leave the next morning to begin another day.

9. Angeal/Shoichi: Accident

When Angeal had woke up to find an anxious red-head hovering over him he hadn't been greatly surprised, he'd only been surprised that it wasn't Genesis. He was even more surprised after listening to a long, tedious lecture on portals, alternate dimensions, accidents, dying men and cures, that he had been healed in both mind and body. So he made a life for himself here with Shoichi, his new lover, and found himself to be content to be a part of this famiglia, these Vongola.

10. Reborn/Vincent: Dreams

He certainly hadn't been expecting to be roused from his restful coffin as he was, explosions and flames the color of the sun as the Nibelhiem Shin-Ra mansion was quickly and efficiently razed to the ground. And so Vincent Valentine met Reborn, then found himself being dragged unwillingly back into the world, regaining the life he'd thought he'd lost when he'd found himself at Hojo's mercy those few short years ago. Now he had killed Hojo -painfully-, destroyed Jenova and was raising Lucretia's son Sephiroth; all things he'd never thought he'd do, all accomplished under his lover's smirking expression.