THE PERVERT FACTOR
Written by Ranma_cursed
All characters copyright of their rightful makers.
"Carrot Glase?"
Carrot looked up not believing tira and chocolate made him come here. "Here.."
"Happosai?"
Happosai leapt up from his chair clutching some of his favorites from his collection,
"Here and I shouldn't be I have more goodies to steal!"
The counselor shuddered and went on, "Hayami, Danbei?"
Danbei mumbled under his breath wanting to leave but would have to go through Daiko.
"Yes I'm here…"
"Okay Tatewaki Kuno?"
Kuno stood up enraged that he was here. "I Tatewaki Kuno don't belong here among these lowly cretins!"
The counselor looked at kuno oddly.
"Sit down Kuno before I have to make you."
Kuno just continued. "Oh pigtailed girl, Akane tendo your beloved
Tatewaki Kuno has been separated from you but not for long!"
Kuno leapt for the door and the counselor slammed him down into the floor.
"Listen mister you ain't going anywhere till this session is over got it?"
Kuno started to speak but was in the floor so couldn't obviously.
The three others looked at kuno and thought about what would happen if they tried that.
"Kuno get in your seat!"
The counselor threw Kuno into his chair his eyes swirling around dazed.
"Okay anyone else want to try and leave?"
All three shook their heads.
"Okay then why don't we start with you, Danbei?"
Danbei nodded knowing the sooner he told his story the sooner he could leave.
"Well I've been a pervert for a long time ever since I met the original Honey."
Danbei stopped looking around.
"Well Honey is my main source to relive my perverted needs.
Everytime she does the Honey Flash… Oh boy I love it when she does that!
I can see everything when she does it!"
Danbei blinked at the others were looking at him, except for kuno who was still out, muttering
"akane tendo and the pigtailed girl."
"Well anyway know that I have said all this can I go now?"
The counselor looked up from his writing pad and nodded.
"Yes you may leave Danbei that is all for now."
Danbei Ran out happily since he was free.
"Carrot, You are next."
Carrot blinked.
"Well um I just love women! That's my reason for being! To hunt down a women!"
The counselor arched a brow at this and nodded.
"Please continue."
Carrot sighed, "You mean I cant leave?"
The counselor blinked. "Why would you be able to leave you haven't told me anything."
Carrot thought for a second, which he rarely does unless it's about something to do with women.
"Oh I know the reason I have to ask every girl out is cause Tira and Chocolate are
always chasing me and not letting me get into a relation ship!"
The counselor nodded, "okay you can leave for now.."
Carrot wasted no time and ran out the door and asked more girls out.
"Well then Happosai your last."
Happosai leapt up and smiled.
" It's simple really! I need to touch women to get my power! It's a necessity to my martial arts!"
The counselor nodded. "Well I can tell I won't make any progress with you…."
Happosai leapt out the door still holding his favorites.
"Kuno you're…."
The counselor sighed as kuno was still out cold.
"Oh geez…."
The counselor picked up kuno and hurled him outside.
" Till next time remember, Perverts never get girls!"
Written by Ranma_cursed
All characters copyright of their rightful makers.
"Carrot Glase?"
Carrot looked up not believing tira and chocolate made him come here. "Here.."
"Happosai?"
Happosai leapt up from his chair clutching some of his favorites from his collection,
"Here and I shouldn't be I have more goodies to steal!"
The counselor shuddered and went on, "Hayami, Danbei?"
Danbei mumbled under his breath wanting to leave but would have to go through Daiko.
"Yes I'm here…"
"Okay Tatewaki Kuno?"
Kuno stood up enraged that he was here. "I Tatewaki Kuno don't belong here among these lowly cretins!"
The counselor looked at kuno oddly.
"Sit down Kuno before I have to make you."
Kuno just continued. "Oh pigtailed girl, Akane tendo your beloved
Tatewaki Kuno has been separated from you but not for long!"
Kuno leapt for the door and the counselor slammed him down into the floor.
"Listen mister you ain't going anywhere till this session is over got it?"
Kuno started to speak but was in the floor so couldn't obviously.
The three others looked at kuno and thought about what would happen if they tried that.
"Kuno get in your seat!"
The counselor threw Kuno into his chair his eyes swirling around dazed.
"Okay anyone else want to try and leave?"
All three shook their heads.
"Okay then why don't we start with you, Danbei?"
Danbei nodded knowing the sooner he told his story the sooner he could leave.
"Well I've been a pervert for a long time ever since I met the original Honey."
Danbei stopped looking around.
"Well Honey is my main source to relive my perverted needs.
Everytime she does the Honey Flash… Oh boy I love it when she does that!
I can see everything when she does it!"
Danbei blinked at the others were looking at him, except for kuno who was still out, muttering
"akane tendo and the pigtailed girl."
"Well anyway know that I have said all this can I go now?"
The counselor looked up from his writing pad and nodded.
"Yes you may leave Danbei that is all for now."
Danbei Ran out happily since he was free.
"Carrot, You are next."
Carrot blinked.
"Well um I just love women! That's my reason for being! To hunt down a women!"
The counselor arched a brow at this and nodded.
"Please continue."
Carrot sighed, "You mean I cant leave?"
The counselor blinked. "Why would you be able to leave you haven't told me anything."
Carrot thought for a second, which he rarely does unless it's about something to do with women.
"Oh I know the reason I have to ask every girl out is cause Tira and Chocolate are
always chasing me and not letting me get into a relation ship!"
The counselor nodded, "okay you can leave for now.."
Carrot wasted no time and ran out the door and asked more girls out.
"Well then Happosai your last."
Happosai leapt up and smiled.
" It's simple really! I need to touch women to get my power! It's a necessity to my martial arts!"
The counselor nodded. "Well I can tell I won't make any progress with you…."
Happosai leapt out the door still holding his favorites.
"Kuno you're…."
The counselor sighed as kuno was still out cold.
"Oh geez…."
The counselor picked up kuno and hurled him outside.
" Till next time remember, Perverts never get girls!"