Authors note

This is problems with getting a life it is by me (Sophie) and my magnificent friend Siobhan we will try to update often and please review otherwise we will have no inspiration hope you enjoy it.

Problems with Getting a Life

APOV

"Bella, come on, get a life!" Seriously. She needed to. "When was the last time you went out?"

"Yesterday, Alice. I went to work." Bella was getting annoyed. Again

"No! I mean OUT, out! Rose and I went out last night while you decided to write a document for work. Honestly! People these days!"

"Who really cares, Alice? I can stay home if I want, eh Rose?"

"I agree with Alice" said Rosalie promptly. "Come out with us tonight, Bella, please! Alice won't buy you anything for half a year."

I glared at Rosalie. "Maybe" I said, still scowling.

"Please Bella" I said, hurriedly changing from being sullen and grumpy to pleading and reasonable. "You'll have more fun than you've ever had in your whole life put together, promise!" This was not a hard promise to make. Bella never had any fun. "Rose agrees with me. It's two against one. I'll go see what you have to wear." I started to work towards Bella's bedroom, but she stopped me by flinging out her arm suddenly in front of me.

"Hold up" she said, sounding suspicious. "Where are we going?"

"Just to the nightclub. Do not worry Bella; you need to have some fun! It'll be good for you" Rosalie insisted. Good. Rosalie was well and truly on my side.

"I can't go to a nightclub you idiots!" Bella cried, exasperated. "Can't we just go to the movies if we have to go out?"

"The movies?! That's for little kids and first dates! This is NOT a first date" I insisted stubbornly.

"Yeah, Bella, Alice was right. Get a life. You're twenty. You're going with us" Rose insisted.

"Fine, I'll come with you. I have a feeling something bad will happen though" Bella said.

"That's the spirit!" I shouted. "But- oh no! You don't have anything to wear do you?" I started running towards Bella's bedroom, but Bella stopped me while I was flinging open her wardrobe.

"Alice! You promised you wouldn't buy anything for me," Bella shouted.

"I won't buy anything for you silly. However, Rose can. I will just help pick out something actually nice," I said

"I will pay" Rose said willingly.

"You guys are evil!" Bella shouted.

"YAY!" I yelled, "You are the best Bella."

"How can someone so small fit in so much annoying?"I heard Bella mutter to herself.

I knew she thought we had ruined her week. We knew she hated nightclubs, but we were still making her go. Doing her a huge favour, if you asked me.

"When are we going out anyway?" Bella questioned as we were eating dinner on the couch and watching television.

"Ummm. What day is it?" I asked.

"Its Thursday night, dufus" Rose said.

"All the cute guys are at the nightclub on Saturday. We will go then. It also gives us time to get Bella's outfit sorted out," I said.

"Yay" said Rose, her voice filled with excitement.

"Nooooooooooooooo" Bella cried.

"Get over it Bella it is not that bad. Come on time to go to bed" I commanded

"Yes mum" Bella said, sarcastically.