This is my first fanfic, based on Starfox. I hope this doesn't suck.
I do not own Starfox, Nintendo, and whatever else you might think up of.
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The Starfox Team had just returned from their previous mission, a rather simple one compared to the kind of missions they ordinarily had to take; in fact, there was no work to be done at all. They had been pulled out of bed for an emergency assembly, and promptly left for space, still yawning. An alarm had been given that Star Wolf was planning to hijack the Lylat system, or something absurd like that. Irritated was one word that could describe the team; furious was the next. Within moments of breaking free of Corneria's atmosphere, they began to discuss their battle tactics, when none other than Peppy Hare appeared on the dashboard of each of their Arwings.
"What are you all doing..? It's 3 in the morning…" Peppy coughed, rubbing his eyes as he resisted a yawn.
Fox asked the question that was also coursing through his teammate's minds: "What are you talking about? You're the one who sent us to stop Star Wolf!"
Peppy stared in blank confusion. It was obvious that Peppy had no knowledge of ever sending the team out.
"You… you told us that Star Wolf was attempting to attack the Lylat system!"
Peppy scratched his head, and replied, "I'm sorry, but… I don't know what in the world you're all talking about!" It was clear that Peppy didn't send them out at all; he wasn't one to lie, especially to his fellow teammates. But, if Peppy didn't send them on this 'emergency' mission, who did?
"You have GOT to be kidding me!" Falco could not restrain his confused irritation; he loved his sleep. "You called each one of us on our communicators! This isn't the best damn joke, y'know…"
The argument was going nowhere. As much as Peppy knew, they might as well have all had the same exact dream. To the Star Fox team, there was nothing they wanted more was to return to their beds and take the rest of the night in peace. So they did just that.
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"That… did not work out."
"I can see that, fool. Do you see why I don't… let you to plan out our attacks?"
"Fine! I'm sorry! Anyway, what now?"
"Capture the hare; the team will definitely attempt to pursue us."
"Ok… how?"
"Figure something out, you buffoon! Why would I do any of the work? And do not fail me again…"
"Er, of course sir. Sorry."
"Go! Now! Heh… be on guard, Star Fox… enjoy your slumber while you can…"
On the many screens surrounding him, there were images of a fox, still in uniform, collapsed on his bed…a brilliant blue avian snoozing naked, with his sheets covering half of his body, other half rising and falling with each breath taken… a toad, facedown in piles of textbooks randomly flung around his desk… a blue vixen, sleeping peacefully in her room, clutching a photograph of her beloved Fox… an old hare, propped up against his bed, reading a book while sipping some drink…
"Peppy Hare, eh…? This ought to be interesting…" He chuckled, and after another moment of surveying his prey, spoke. "PREPARE FOR CAPTURE!"
Little did the Starfox team know, that soon, the peace would be shattered… pain and suffering would soon be all that they could expect.
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I hope you all enjoy this… I suppose this is nothing compared to all the other writers on . Please review! Give me some advice... please? Thanks :D I'll write more… later?