Title: The SmallVille Musical!
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A meteor freak turns the lives of the people of SmallVille upside down. How will anyone make it threw their very own musical?! Chlex (DUH!) Clana, Pete/Chloe (one sided) Pete/OC, and a little bit o' Pete/Lana (one sided).
Disclaimer: I do not own SmallVille or any of the songs used in this fic. I am not making money off this story. Please, do not sue me. I'm so poor it ain't funny!
Author's Note: I thought it was about time I posted another SmallVille fic full of Chlexyness. Enjoy!
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Act One: Night of the Living Karaeoke!
Lights! Camara! Action!
***
"I CAN NOT believe you dragged me to this stupid thing, Clark." Chloe said, her hands crossed over her chest. "I swear, I'll get you for this, and your little dog, too!" She added, pointing to Pete, who glared at her.
"Hey! I'm not a dog!" Pete said. Chloe rolled her eyes. "Hey, Clark, why did Lana plan this stupid night anyway? Does Lex know this is going on?"
"Believe me, I know." Came Lex's voice. Chloe looked to her left and saw him standing there, a look of annoyence across his handsome face. Yes, Chloe knew he was handsom, crap, you'd have to be stupid if you didn't see it. He pulled up a chair to sit in between Chloe and Clark. "I don't think it's such a good idea, but Lana made me say yes."
"Blackmail?" Pete asked.
"No, she just started crying and I hate it when she cries." Lex said, shaking his head. "As long as I don't have to go up there, I'll be just fine." Lex said, grabbing Chloe's coffee and drinking some of it.
"Hey! That's mine!" Chloe took back the coffee and glared at him. "You own this place, Luthor! Get your own damn coffee!"
"Wow! Someone hasn't had her nap today." Pete said, smirking.
"I take it you're a coffee junkie, then, Miss. Sullivan?"
"Yes, Mr. Luthor, I am afraid I have had this bad habit since I was three." Chloe said.
"It's Lex." He told her, standing up. "I'm going to go get coffee, seeing as how Chloe will claw my eye's out if I drink any more of hers." She walked over to the counter to get some.
Clark looked around, he never knew why people came to Karioke night as much as they did. Why would anyone think it was so much fun? He didn't want to be there, just like the others, but he was there to support Lana, who was walking up the stage to the mike now.
"Good evening, everyone! Welcome to the first ever Talon Karioke night!" Cheers went up from the throngs of people. "We have judges waiting to award a Two Hundred Dollor Prize to the winner. Remember that it isn't to late to sign up, and that friends can sign you up, as well. Enjoy!" More cheers went up as the first person went to sing their song.
Lex came back with his coffee about the time as Lana came and sat down, too. "This will be fun!" Lana said, smiling brightly. She looked at Chloe. "I didn't know you signed up for this, Chlo."
"What?! I didn't! Why would I do something so stupid as--" She saw Lex holding back a laugh and she wipped around and gapped at him. "You signed me up?!"
"Well, you made me get my own coffee." He said, shrugging. "Besides, I think you'll do great."
"Damn it, Luthor! You are dead!" She stood up and glared at him. "How dare you?!"
"Hey Chloe, you could always sign Lex up, to-Ow! Damn it!" Pete was holding his, which Lex had just kicked, hard!
Chloe got a wicked grin across her face and looked at Lex before stroding off towared where the list was. Lex and the others watched as she wrote something down. They all thought she wrote a little long for Lex's name alone. when she came back, she had an even bigger smile on his face.
"Am I going to be up there, too?" Lex asked.
"Not just you," Chloe said, "but you, and you, and you, too, Lana." She had pointed to each person at their table, who had a look of horror over their faced.
"Chloe!" Pete moaned. "Why us? We didn't do anything!"
"We are all going up their, together." Chloe explained. "And I mean all of us! If I am going up there, you all are so coming with me!" She drank more of her coffee, Lex and Clark where laughing, Pete and Lana looked like they where about to cry.
"I don't find this funny!" Lana said.
"Come on, Lana, it is a little bit." Clark said "What are we going to sing you guys?"
"Well, what do we all know?" Pete asked.
"How about "Somewhere Over The Rainbow?" Lana asked. They all gapped at her. "Never mind." She added, timidly.
"How about "Hey Baby" by No Doubt?" Chloe asked.
"Umm, boys here, too, Chlo." Clark said.
"How about. 'Love Bites'?" Lex asked.
"I don't know that one." Lana said.
"Oh, Lana! You just dropped major points!" Chloe said, shaking her head. "Hey, we all have "With Cat Like Tread" memorizes, right?" Chloe asked, getting grins from everyone, except for Lex.
"I know the song, but I don't have it memorized. do we really want to do a pirate song?" Lex looked around, hoping Clark would agree with him.
"Oh, come on, Lex!" Clark said. "It's a great song, and a great movie! I say we stick with that one."
"All in favor of 'With Cat Like Tread' say 'I'." Everyone but Lex said 'I'. "Alright then, Lex, you are going to have to suffer threw it."
Before long, their names where called, and they all made their way to the stage. Lana messed with the music while Chloe took the stage. "Hey, guys! Because me and my friends are on a sugar high, we dicided that we are going to be singing "With Cat Like Tread" from the movie "Pirates of Penzanse." Please, enjoy."
She grabbed her friends and they all stood on stage. Lex stood the farthest away, but Chloe and Lana forced him to stand between them.
"With cat-like tread, Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread, Our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all! We never speak a word;
A fly's foot-fall Would be distinctly heard-"
Chloe was laughing a little, and even Lex was starting to smile as Pete sang:
"Tarantara, tarantara!"
As Pete went on singing his part, the others went on singing VERY loadly.
"So stealthily the pirate creeps,
While all the household soundly sleeps. Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation; Take another station;
Let's vary piracee With a little burglaree!"
Creeping towared the stage, a boy, the same age as Clark, slowly placed his hand on the kareoke machine. Where his hand rested, a strange green glow was let off. Now was the first time he would ever be using his powers in such a big way. He didn't even know why he was, he just thought it would be fun.
PETE: "Tarantara, tarantara!"
CLARK: "Here's your crowbar and your centrebit,
Your life-preserver--you may want to hit!
Your silent matches, your dark lantern seize,
Take your file and your skeletonic keys."
PETE: "Tarantara!"
EVERYONE: "With cat-like tread"
PETE: "Tarantara!"
EVERYONE: "in silence dread, With cat-like tread, Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread, Our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all! We never speak a word;
A fly's foot-fall Would be distinctly heard! Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation; Take another station;
Let's vary piracee With a little burglaree! With cat-like tread, Upon our prey we steal,
In silence dread, Our cautious way we feel!"
The whole place cheered as the group took a bow. None of them noticed the strange power that had over taken them. but they would, before to long."
TBC...
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A meteor freak turns the lives of the people of SmallVille upside down. How will anyone make it threw their very own musical?! Chlex (DUH!) Clana, Pete/Chloe (one sided) Pete/OC, and a little bit o' Pete/Lana (one sided).
Disclaimer: I do not own SmallVille or any of the songs used in this fic. I am not making money off this story. Please, do not sue me. I'm so poor it ain't funny!
Author's Note: I thought it was about time I posted another SmallVille fic full of Chlexyness. Enjoy!
***
Act One: Night of the Living Karaeoke!
Lights! Camara! Action!
***
"I CAN NOT believe you dragged me to this stupid thing, Clark." Chloe said, her hands crossed over her chest. "I swear, I'll get you for this, and your little dog, too!" She added, pointing to Pete, who glared at her.
"Hey! I'm not a dog!" Pete said. Chloe rolled her eyes. "Hey, Clark, why did Lana plan this stupid night anyway? Does Lex know this is going on?"
"Believe me, I know." Came Lex's voice. Chloe looked to her left and saw him standing there, a look of annoyence across his handsome face. Yes, Chloe knew he was handsom, crap, you'd have to be stupid if you didn't see it. He pulled up a chair to sit in between Chloe and Clark. "I don't think it's such a good idea, but Lana made me say yes."
"Blackmail?" Pete asked.
"No, she just started crying and I hate it when she cries." Lex said, shaking his head. "As long as I don't have to go up there, I'll be just fine." Lex said, grabbing Chloe's coffee and drinking some of it.
"Hey! That's mine!" Chloe took back the coffee and glared at him. "You own this place, Luthor! Get your own damn coffee!"
"Wow! Someone hasn't had her nap today." Pete said, smirking.
"I take it you're a coffee junkie, then, Miss. Sullivan?"
"Yes, Mr. Luthor, I am afraid I have had this bad habit since I was three." Chloe said.
"It's Lex." He told her, standing up. "I'm going to go get coffee, seeing as how Chloe will claw my eye's out if I drink any more of hers." She walked over to the counter to get some.
Clark looked around, he never knew why people came to Karioke night as much as they did. Why would anyone think it was so much fun? He didn't want to be there, just like the others, but he was there to support Lana, who was walking up the stage to the mike now.
"Good evening, everyone! Welcome to the first ever Talon Karioke night!" Cheers went up from the throngs of people. "We have judges waiting to award a Two Hundred Dollor Prize to the winner. Remember that it isn't to late to sign up, and that friends can sign you up, as well. Enjoy!" More cheers went up as the first person went to sing their song.
Lex came back with his coffee about the time as Lana came and sat down, too. "This will be fun!" Lana said, smiling brightly. She looked at Chloe. "I didn't know you signed up for this, Chlo."
"What?! I didn't! Why would I do something so stupid as--" She saw Lex holding back a laugh and she wipped around and gapped at him. "You signed me up?!"
"Well, you made me get my own coffee." He said, shrugging. "Besides, I think you'll do great."
"Damn it, Luthor! You are dead!" She stood up and glared at him. "How dare you?!"
"Hey Chloe, you could always sign Lex up, to-Ow! Damn it!" Pete was holding his, which Lex had just kicked, hard!
Chloe got a wicked grin across her face and looked at Lex before stroding off towared where the list was. Lex and the others watched as she wrote something down. They all thought she wrote a little long for Lex's name alone. when she came back, she had an even bigger smile on his face.
"Am I going to be up there, too?" Lex asked.
"Not just you," Chloe said, "but you, and you, and you, too, Lana." She had pointed to each person at their table, who had a look of horror over their faced.
"Chloe!" Pete moaned. "Why us? We didn't do anything!"
"We are all going up their, together." Chloe explained. "And I mean all of us! If I am going up there, you all are so coming with me!" She drank more of her coffee, Lex and Clark where laughing, Pete and Lana looked like they where about to cry.
"I don't find this funny!" Lana said.
"Come on, Lana, it is a little bit." Clark said "What are we going to sing you guys?"
"Well, what do we all know?" Pete asked.
"How about "Somewhere Over The Rainbow?" Lana asked. They all gapped at her. "Never mind." She added, timidly.
"How about "Hey Baby" by No Doubt?" Chloe asked.
"Umm, boys here, too, Chlo." Clark said.
"How about. 'Love Bites'?" Lex asked.
"I don't know that one." Lana said.
"Oh, Lana! You just dropped major points!" Chloe said, shaking her head. "Hey, we all have "With Cat Like Tread" memorizes, right?" Chloe asked, getting grins from everyone, except for Lex.
"I know the song, but I don't have it memorized. do we really want to do a pirate song?" Lex looked around, hoping Clark would agree with him.
"Oh, come on, Lex!" Clark said. "It's a great song, and a great movie! I say we stick with that one."
"All in favor of 'With Cat Like Tread' say 'I'." Everyone but Lex said 'I'. "Alright then, Lex, you are going to have to suffer threw it."
Before long, their names where called, and they all made their way to the stage. Lana messed with the music while Chloe took the stage. "Hey, guys! Because me and my friends are on a sugar high, we dicided that we are going to be singing "With Cat Like Tread" from the movie "Pirates of Penzanse." Please, enjoy."
She grabbed her friends and they all stood on stage. Lex stood the farthest away, but Chloe and Lana forced him to stand between them.
"With cat-like tread, Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread, Our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all! We never speak a word;
A fly's foot-fall Would be distinctly heard-"
Chloe was laughing a little, and even Lex was starting to smile as Pete sang:
"Tarantara, tarantara!"
As Pete went on singing his part, the others went on singing VERY loadly.
"So stealthily the pirate creeps,
While all the household soundly sleeps. Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation; Take another station;
Let's vary piracee With a little burglaree!"
Creeping towared the stage, a boy, the same age as Clark, slowly placed his hand on the kareoke machine. Where his hand rested, a strange green glow was let off. Now was the first time he would ever be using his powers in such a big way. He didn't even know why he was, he just thought it would be fun.
PETE: "Tarantara, tarantara!"
CLARK: "Here's your crowbar and your centrebit,
Your life-preserver--you may want to hit!
Your silent matches, your dark lantern seize,
Take your file and your skeletonic keys."
PETE: "Tarantara!"
EVERYONE: "With cat-like tread"
PETE: "Tarantara!"
EVERYONE: "in silence dread, With cat-like tread, Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread, Our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all! We never speak a word;
A fly's foot-fall Would be distinctly heard! Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation; Take another station;
Let's vary piracee With a little burglaree! With cat-like tread, Upon our prey we steal,
In silence dread, Our cautious way we feel!"
The whole place cheered as the group took a bow. None of them noticed the strange power that had over taken them. but they would, before to long."
TBC...