Sasuke gets Owned.
"Good morning Sasuke!"
Yawns
"Aa"
"How was your day yesterday?"
".."
"Well, geez, that sound relaxing cuz, I had to help Jiraiya with personaly stuff."
"..."
"First he wanted to interview me for his book"
"....!"
Twitch.
"Then he asked me to come over his house."
"Hn."
"He asked me if I could help him out with something."
"..."
"He said he specially requested me and asked how my fingers were."
"..."
Scowl
"I told him that the entire population said I had 'magic fingers' and that they wanted me."
"...!"
Twitch
"So he agreed and I started at his top, working it of with carefulness."
"...!"
Twitch
Twitch
"Then I pulled his pants down and man that 'thing was big!"
".............!"
Growl
Glare
Twitch
"S-Sakura?"
"Yes, Sasuke?"
"Do you do 'it'?
Blush
Look away
Confused face
"Um, yes I do 'it' like everyday, sometimes more than that when its very busy."
"You give people 'jobs everyday!?!"
Death Glare
Sharingan
Hysterical Laughs
"Sasuke-kun! Really! No! I haven't done 'it' yet!"
"Then what the hell where you doing with Jiraiya!?!"
"Sasuke, I was interviewed by him for his Anit-Icha Icha column in his book!"
"W-What about the house thing?"
Laughs
"You need a brain Sasuke-kun"
Growls
Twitch
"Jiraiya-sama had cuts on his chest so I healed them."
"T-The pants?"
"Oh! You're so silly!"
Giggle
Whack
Twitch
"He had a horrid snake bite on his thigh, and I had to heal it with my so called 'magic hands' aka, what my patients call them and why they recommend me."
Blushes
"Oh...."
"Sasuke-kun, you know I would never do that with a guy, except you."
Smile
Grab
"Sasu-"
"I have a bruise on my thigh and on my chest, care to heal me?"
Smirk and Blush
"Ofcourse!"
Sasuke's house
"Okay so where is this rash?"
"Sakura I was joking ..."
Sweatdrop
"Why did you lie then? You said- hmph"
Kiss
"I will have a bruise on my thigh and well, my chest too."
"Huh?"
Sigh
"Hickeys, Sakura, really don't be childish."
Kiss
"Oh! Okay Sasuke-kun!"
2 minutes later
Breathe
Gasp
"Sasuke? Who's going to give you a hickey again? And when do I have to heal it?"
Sigh