A\N: This idea just popped into my head. This is my first fanfic. Review please!
Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS or Bones. CBS and Fox do, lucky ducks
Summary: the NCIS and Bones team have to solve a case- together!
NCIS bullpen
It was a rainy Wednesday and the team was have dry spell, case wise, McGee was typing his latest draft of his manuscript for his next book, Ziva was reading a book, Gibbs was God knows where, and Tony was shooting spitballs at both of them. Ziva flinched as Tony spat, yet another, spitball at her
"If you do not cut that out, I will gouge your eyes out with my knife and then use your body as fertilizer"
"What are you going to do with my eyes, then" Tony retorted
"Guess you'll never find out, DiNozzo," said Gibbs, coming out of nowhere, as usual
"Grab your gear; five skeletons dressed like sailors at Rock Creek Park, McGee gas the truck."
"Unfortunately, we're going to have to share jurisdiction with the FBI"
Tony groaned "It's going to be one of those cases, isn't it boss"
"Won't know, until we get there, now will we DiNozzo?"
Booth's office
"Look, Rebecca, you've had Parker for the past three of my weekends, please let me have him for the week" Booth begged his ex-girlfriend, and father of his child
"Listen, Rebecca, I'm going to have to call you back, I've got another call"
Five minutes later he was driving over to the Jeffersonian to pick up his partner, the very intelligent and beautiful Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan
"Bones, c'mon we've got a case, five skeletons in Rock Creek Park, let's go"
His partner looked up from the skeleton she was observing, "Why the rush, Booth?"
"We're going to have to share jurisdiction with NCIS, these guys are dressed like sailors" Booth replied, a bit of annoyance in his tone
The Crime Scene
The van marked NCIS came to a sharp stop at the curb, and McGee and Tony came out, neither walking in a straight line
"You two look a little stirred up" Ziva said coming out of the van, smiling
"It's shook up, Ziva, and you'd be too if you just spent a car ride with you" Tony replied grudgingly
"Well, there's no need to rush, we have to wait for a Special Agent Booth and Dr. Temperance Brennan to even go near the bodies," Gibbs said coming up from behind, "but in the meantime, we might as well start"
"Dinozzo, with me"
"On your six, boss"
"McGee,"
"Sketch and shoot, got it boss"
"Ziva,"
"Bag and tag"
Just then a muscular man in a striped tie and Cocky belt buckle ducked under the crime scene tape followed by a tall thin woman wearing a blue suit and gum boots. Gibbs did not want to deal with this.
"DiNozzo" Gibbs barked
"Yeah, boss?"
"Deal with them; I've got a crime scene to look at"
"Yes, boss"
Brennan and Booth looked on curiously as a man with grey hair addressed a man with brown hair and green eyes.
"He's very good looking, maybe I should get to know him" Brennan thought
Suddenly, the man with the green eyes walked up to them and said
"Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, NCIS, but please call me Tony," this last part was directed toward Brennan
"Well Tony," Booth said figuring this would annoy him, "I'm Special Agent Seely Booth, and this here's my partner, Dr. Brennan"
"Temperance, please" Brennan said, ignoring Booth's incredulous look
"The guy over there," Tony said, pointing to the guy with the grey hair "is my boss, Special Agent Gibbs"
"The scared looking guy over there is Probie, oops, I mean Special Agent McGee"
Tony calling him Probie made Booth laugh
"The scary chick over there is my partner Special Agent Ziva David" Tony said
"She's kinda hot, I wonder if she's single" Booth thought, checking her out
Brennan took that moment to say "May I look at the bones, now please"
"Of course," Tony said lifting up the crime scene tape
Booth ran to the other agents and introduced himself
"Agent Booth, why couldn't we go near the bodies?" Gibbs asked
"Well Brennan, she, uh, doesn't like anyone touching her bones." Booth said
"I guess there's a first time for everything" McGee said, looking past Booth
Booth turned around and saw Tony holding a bone in his hands, Brennan laughing next to him.
"Okay, let's get all of this back to the Jeffersonian" Booth said clapping his hands, he had seen enough of Bones flirting with that agent
"Actually they're coming back to NCIS" Gibbs said
"Hmmmmm" Booth said, "How about we split them 50/50?"
"Works for me, Hey DiNozzo,"
"Yeah Boss?" Tony yelled
"You go back with these two to the Jeffersonian"
"On it, Boss," turning to Brennan he said, "looks like I'm going to get to see your lab after all"
She laughed and headed back to the car.