Weird Sock
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But mostly the worst of times.
Heero awoke one morning to find... something on his foot. It couldn't be.. No... "A weird sock!" Heero moaned. He didn't remember buying it. He didn't remember putting it on, but there it was right smack-dab on his foot. he was about to take it off when...
"Heeeeeero!!! There's bacon and eggs so come have breakfast!" Cried relena.
"But my sock..." Heero began.
"There's no time! Lets gooo!" Relena shouted.
"Did you make your bed?" Duo asked. "Brush your teeth! Take a shower! Make your bed!"
"Okey-dokey but I have to take off this sock!" heero called down.
"There's no time for that! SHOWER!!!" Wufei yelled.
Heero quickly showered with the sock on and then got dressed, brushed his teeth and made his bed.
"Now to take off that weird sock." heero said.
"We're gonna be late for work! We're gonna be late for work!" cried duo. Heero quickly put on his dress shoes and ran down the stairs lickety-split. He hopped into the car with his brief case and said...
"Hey, I don't go to work."
Just then, 22 oz mobile suits surrounded them.
"To arms! To arms!" wufei shouted. And so all the g-boys hurried to there gundams.
"You better surrender." quatre said to them. "Heero is a little angry about his weird sock at the moment so he might kill you."
"Weird sock?" the oz soldiers asked.
"Weird sock?" relena asked.
"Weird sock???!!!" Quatre, trowa, wufei and duo asked. Then...
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" they all laughed. They were hysterical. Hilarial! Banana-fanny-fo-fannial!
"Stop laughing at meee!!!" Heero cried. He then used his twin-buster rifle to blow up the
22 suits and also the apartment building across the street. Then he stepped on a parking-meter. Then he smashed the bat-cave. Then he wedgied an old lady!!! that's right, Wedgied
an old lady.
But then it was dinner time. He sat down at the kitchen table and was about to take off the weird sock when,
"Heero, we have to say grace first." relena said.
"I'll do it." Trowa said. "Dear god, we have so much to be thankful for. Like grass, hair,
potatoes, shoes, ribbons, alligators..."
Later, "chicken pot pie, dinosaur bones, and lets not forget-"
"Amen!" Heero yelled. Then he grabbed the weird sock and pulled. Then he pulled. Then he pulled and pulled and pulled.
"Oh no!" duo cried. "It must have shrunk onto your foot when you showered in it!"
"Nooooooooooooooo!" heero moaned.
END