Messing With Time
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball/Z/GT, they belong to the Great Akira Toryiama-sama.
A/N: Alright, I decided to reload this b/c I didn't like leaving it with so many mistakes. So here's the new one.
Pan decided to go and visit Bra because she was bored and she didn't wanna go to the gym again. "Guys are so annoying. They can't seem to leave a girl alone just because she works out," Pan said to herself. While reaching for the phone, she remembered what happened the last time she went to the Satan City Gym, which had been just that morning.
She walked through the doors of the gym and spotted the weights. She went straight to them and began lifting 500 pounds easily, not caring that the guys around her were staring at her lifting that much with only one hand. One guy came over and began to bug her.
"Hey, are you using REAL weights or are those just fakes?" he asked.
She looked at him like he just asked the stupidest question in the world.
"Of course they're real, why would I waste my time with fake weights?"
"If they're real, then how are you lifting them with one hand and not breaking a sweat?"
"Here, you want to see if they're real? Go ahead, I don't care. I was fixing to go use the spas anyway."
She handed him the weights, and he, being the weak pitiful human that he was, dropped them on his feet.
She walked off, laughing to herself as she watched him hop around on one foot holding the other. She ended up walking straight into the one person she didn't want to see.
"What did you just do?"
Yep, it was Trunks, just the guy she didn't want to see right then.
"What do you care? That baka got exactly what he deserved!"
"That doesn't mean you need to bite my head off! I just asked a simple question!"
"Well, don't ask me stupid questions and I won't bite your head off."
"Fine. Besides, I just wanted to tell you that Bra wants to drag you on another shopping trip. The reason is kinda weird though, so I'll let her tell you."
The phone rang, knocking Pan out of her memories, and she answered it.
"Moshi Moshi?"
"Hey Pan, did Trunks tell you about the shopping trip?"
She sighed.
"Yes, I ran into him earlier."
"Well then hurry up and get over here, we need to get to the mall before all the dresses are gone!"
"Hold up, did you just say dresses?"
"Yea, why?"
"Because I am not going to wear a dress to that dinner your mom has planned for next week! Heck, I wasn't even gonna GO to that dinner!"
"But Pan, you want to catch oniichan's eye, right?"
"Well...."
"Great! That means you'll go with me to get that gorgeous dress I saw yesterday, won't you?!"
"But Bra! I don't wanna wear a dress or make-up or anything!"
"That's too bad, you're going to anyway. Now hurry up and get over here so we can leave."
"But Bra!"
"No buts! Now get over here!"
"Alright, I'll be there in a copula minutes."
"You better, or I'll send daddy after you!"
"Alright, geez Bra! I'll be there in 5 minutes, ok?"
"Ok, ja ne!"
"Ja ne, Bra"
"Why do all my conversations with her go like that?"
Pan asked herself as she pulled on a wife beater and a pair of black cargo pants that she had snatched from Trunks. She left a note telling her parents she was going out to the mall with Bra and she hoped to be home by ten. She then locked up the house and flew off towards Capsule Corp.
Trunks heard the doorbell ring and went to answer the door, thinking it was probably Goten. How wrong he was! Pan was standing in the door looking like she'd rather be anywhere but there. 'Kami, she's beautiful!' he thought to himself, while staring at Pan's 24-year-old body.
"Um...Trunks?"
He didn't hear her, he was too busy wondering how she grew up on him so fast.
"Pan to Trunks. Pan to Trunks. Connection.... denied."
He heard her that time.
Author's note: in this story, Pan is 24,Trunks is 38, Bra is 25, Goten is 37, the parents are just older than kids by I dunno how much, this is after GT
"Say wha?"
"I was starting to get worried because you've standing there so long just staring at me. What? Is there something wrong with how I look?"
"No. No, you look just fine."
"You gonna let me in so I can go make sure Bra doesn't send your dad after me?"
"Oh, yea, sure! Sorry about that."
"It's ok, cya later."
She thought about that for a second.
"If I survive this shopping trip anyway."
He started laughing at that.
"Ok, if you survive the trip, you wanna go to dinner with me tonight?"
She was startled at that.
"Yea, sure, so long you pay. I doubt I'll have a single zeni left after shopping with your sister!"
She might have sounded calm, but in her head she dancing around, singing.
"I'm going on date with Trunks! I'm going on a date with Trunks!"
"Ok, see you tonight then!"
He waited til she walked out of sight and earshot before jumping and punching the air and yelling.
"Yes! I'm the man! I rule!"
Vegeta walked in, took one look at Trunks, raised an eyebrow, and asked, "What's got you so jumpy now, brat?"
"Nothing, tousan. Just go back to the gravity room and train some more."
"Are you telling me what to do, brat?"
Trunk sighed.
"No tousan."
"Good."
Trunks went to his room to call Goten and tell him what was going on.
Pan walked into Bra's part of the house.
"Bra? Are you still in here?"
She began to navigate through all the crap on the floor, seeing and jumping to a very small space of clear floor. She finally got to where Bra normally hung out, which was in a room that Bra called the Rose Room. When she got there, she saw Bra and Goten sitting on the bed kissing like there was no tomorrow.
"Um...Am I interrupting something?"
Bra and Goten jumped apart from each other guiltily.
"How long have you guys been going out?"
"Um, about 2 weeks?" Bra hit Goten upside the head.
"No, we've been going out for a month, you idiot!"
Pan raised an eyebrow at that.
"You mean to tell me that you guys having been dating for a month and you didn't tell me?!? I can't believe you guys! Did you think I would blab it all over the world if you told me?"
"Well, no, but we were gonna tell you today."
Bra said, trying to calm her friend down because Pan had an evil glint in her eyes.
"Well, I guess you don't have to tell me now, do you?"
Goten gave her a blank look.
"What do you mean?"
Pan and Bra face-vaulted.
"Goten, how many genes did you inherit from ojiisan?"
"Um...half the genes in my body?"
"How many did you get for your brain?"
That from Bra.
"Um, I think they mostly came from dad."
"Is that why you're so scared of needles, Uncle Goten?"
"Aaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Needle! Where!? Where!?"
He looked around nervously.
"Yep, that must be why he's afraid of them, Pan."
"Good thing me and dad didn't inherit that."
"Yea, good thing. Too bad Goten did. Oh well, what's done is done. You can't help that."
Pan and Goten stared at Bra.
"Ok, who are you and what did you do with the Bra we know and love?!?"
"Goten! Get a hold of yourself! I'm just fine and I'm the same Bra you've known since I was a baby! Besides Pan, you need to stop changing the subject. We're still going shopping, so march your butt downstairs. I'll be down in a sec, I gotta grab a few credit cards."
Goten looked happy at this.
"Cya in a little bit Pan!"
Bra's muffled voice came from her closet.
"Goten! That includes you! March your cute little ass downstairs!"
Goten blushed at the mention of his "cute little ass" as Bra called it.
Pan took one look at Goten before she ran out the door and burst out laughing. Goten heard her and chased her down to the living room. Unfortunately for Pan, Trunks had decided to float around the house because he was so happy. While she was running from a blushing Goten, she ran smack into Trunks and both landed in a rather embarrassing position.
"So tell me Trunks, since when did you like my niece?"
Pan was on the bottom of what looked like a dog pile, only with two people.
"Trunks! You big jerk! Get off me!"
Pan's voice was somewhat muffled because Trunks' butt was in her face. 'Whoa, Trunks has a cute butt!' Trunks turned his head and saw a sight he planned on taking to heaven with him. While he saw this, music was playing in his mind. It was the Hallelujah song.
He saw up Pan's shirt and through her bra.
Needless to say, when Trunks and Pan scrambled up off the floor and each other, (though not before Vegeta walked in with Bulma and yelled at them to get a room and Bulma began singing something about grandchildren) their faces were shades of red never before seen to the eyes of man. Then Bra walked in with a camera and snapped a few pictures of her brother and best friend's red faces.
"So, what are you two so embarrassed about?"
Trunks growled something about nosy little sisters and Pan just blushed even harder.
"Goten, why don't you tell me?"
"Well, when I ran into the room, Trunks and Pan were on the floor staring at each others' various body parts."
Both Trunks and Pan jumped at that and began to run after Goten, screaming something about his never seeing the light of day again.
A sweatdrop appeared on Bra's forehead. A ton of robots immediately appeared to clean off her face.
"Pan!! You still have to go to the mall with me!!"
Pan popped up behind her.
"Sheesh, I'm right here, you don't have to yell!"
Bra jumped and turned around.
"Now I know what daddy means when he says Goku is so annoying with that teleportation trick of his."
Pan sweat-dropped.
"Anyways, we need to get going, that sale is going to be over soon!"
"Here, I don't feel like going through all that traffic, grab my hand."
Bra grabbed Pan's hand, and she teleported them right above the mall.
"Happy? We're at the mall now."
"Pan! I didn't mean above it! I meant inside it!"
"Fine."
Pan teleported them to the bathroom. Unfortunately, her aim was a little off, so they didn't appear in the girl's bathroom.
Bra took one look around and screamed so loud Pan and every guy in the bathroom must have gone deaf for at least a little while.
"PAN!!! WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU TELEPORTED US HERE!!"
"Um.... I was thinking about Trunks?!?"
Bra calmed down immediately and dragged Pan out of the guys bathroom, leaving behind a string of deaf, staring guys.
"So you like my brother, Pan?"
"Um.... yes, I mean no!"
"Oh? Are you sure about that? Because I heard that oniichan was going out with Marron."
Bra chose the wrong thing to say, although it did help Pan make the jump to super saiya-jin.
"WHAT!!!! HE'S TAKING ME OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT SO HE CAN'T BE GOING OUT WITH THAT BLOND SLUTTY TRAMP!!!!"
"Ok Pan, calm down, I was just kidding, oniichan's been going into la-la land drooling about you, talking about you in his sleep, and one time I heard him moan so I went to check on him. You know what he was moaning about?"
"No, what?"
"He was saying your name over and over and when I looked at him, he was making out with his pillow!"
Pan blushed so hard that the picture Bra had of her earlier looked normal. So Bra, forever being a mischievous pain in the ass, took this picture-perfect opportunity to heart and heartlessly took many pictures.
Pan managed to calm herself down.
"But how do you know he was drooling and going into la-la land about me?"
"Oh that's simple, my future sister-in-law, (Pan blushed at that) he was talking about how beautiful you would look in a bikini, a certain dress that he saw when I took him shopping, and of course, the inevitable butt-naked in his arms lying in his bed. (the last part she whispered into Pan's ears as she grew redder and redder)
"Pan, I do believe that you and oniichan like each other. Am I right?"
"Well, I don't know about Trunks, but yes, I do like him, a lot!"
"Does this mean you would be willing to wear that dress he saw to the dinner mom planned?"
"Well..."
"Oh come on, Pan! At least try it on!"
"Oh, alright, I'll try the thing on."
"Pan! This is serious! Seeing you in that dress will have oniichan out cold with the sight of you! Now let's get going!"
"Ok! Calm down Bra! Geez, I tell you yes about a dress and you completely flip out!"
"Well, I'm just excited, that's all. Now come on!"
Bra dragged Pan off towards the store where she had seen the dress. She finally spotted it in the distance and made a run for it.
"Bra! What are you trying to do?!"
"I'm trying to get to that dress before that slut up there buys it!"
When Pan heard this, she became pissed because she wasn't gonna go through being bugged and dragged and all the other stuff that happened to her today only to have the dress that caused it all taken away from her so she went super saiya-jin and flashed to the store, dragging Bra along behind her.
"Stop right there! My friend wants to buy that dress!"
"Bra! I didn't want to buy it! I just wanted to try it on!"
"Shut up Pan! I'm trying to save the dress for you!"
The sales clerk took one look at Bra and immediately rushed over to her with dress.
"But I was gonna get that dress!"
The blond woman turned out to be none other than Marron.
"Marron! Just wait about 5 minutes and let Pan try on the dress, if she looks better in it than you do, then she gets it. If not, (which is highly unlikely) then you can have it. Besides, me and oniichan were walking by here yesterday and he said that the dress looked like it had been made for Pan!"
The sales clerk was beginning to get confused, so she decided to ask who Pan was and give her the dress to try on.
"So which one of you is Pan?"
Bra pointed at Pan.
"This is the girl that needs to try that dress. We'll wait here til she puts it on and comes out."
The clerk gave the dress to Pan, who took it to a dressing room and stripped and put the dress on. She then walked out and could tell everyone thought it looked very, very, very good on her.
Author's note-ok, here's what the dress looks like, as I'm pretty certain you peeps are beginning to get a little angry because you're wondering "What the hell is so special about that dress that they would fight over it?!" so now I'm gonna tell ya
The dress that Pan was now wearing was a deep, deep, deep sapphire blue, so deep it was almost black, when the light shined on it, it began to sparkle like stars on a beautiful blue back ground, it was so long it touched the ground but didn't drag, it had a slit up to about 3 inches below the hip bone on both sides, it had an intricate (complicated) design cut into the stomach and sides, its back was almost to the base of Pan's spine, the neck line was very low, but not so low as to be indecent, it had no straps, and it clung to all the right curves and emphasized all the right places. It was a beautiful dress and on Pan it was indescribable. Everyone agreed, even Marron, (although very reluctantly) that the dress looked very good on Pan.
"Oh my gosh, Pan! Oniichan will never be able to resist you in that dress!"
Pan blushed at that. (ya know, a lot of ppl seem to be doing a lot of blushing in here)
"Whoa, back up a second. Pan, are you planning on wearing that to the dinner that Bulma planned?"
"Well, yea. Why?"
"Are you wearing it so you can get Trunks' attention?"
"That's the point Marron. Pan is gonna get married to my oniichan if it's the last thing she does!"
"Bra! I didn't say I was gonna marry him! I just wanna date him!"
"Shut up Pan! I'm trying to get the dress for you!"
"Oh, well then you absolutely can't have that dress, Pan!"
"Why's that, Marron?"
"Because I'm gonna go out with Trunks and he wouldn't even give me the time of day once he saw you in that! So obviously the dress should go to me!" (u can kinda tell that I don't really like Marron in here)
"I've got an idea, let's get my mom over here and she can say who the dress goes to, ok?"
"That's a great idea Bra! Your mom has the best fashion sense next to you in the universe! That and she wouldn't be on Pan's side like you are."
"Great! Now you guys wait here and I'll go call my mom on my cell phone."
Bra walked off and came back about 5 minutes later.
"She said she'd be here in about 5 minutes and that she would judge who should have the dress."
They waited til Bulma showed up and since Pan had already taken off the dress and Marron was in it Bulma inspected how it fit, and all that stuff.
"Ok Marron, let Pan have the dress now so I can see how she looks in it."
"Alright."
Marron went to a dressing room and changed into her clothes and came back out to give Pan the dress and the room so Pan could change. When Pan walked back out Bulma instantly decided that she should have the dress.
"Alright, Pan gets the dress with no contest."
"But Bulma! You didn't even check her like you did me!"
"I don't need to Marron, I can see from here that the dress fits Pan like it should, which is like a second skin."
"But, but, but-"
"Zip it, Marron, that dress was made for Pan. She wins hands down."
"Oh, fine! I'll just get another dress that looks even better than that one!"
Marron walked off in a huff.
"I think she'll have a bit of trouble finding a dress better than one. It was voted the most beautiful dress ever made."
The sales clerk grinned.
"So if you will pay for the dress, I'll go ahead and wrap it for you, alright?"
"Ok. Bra, how much does this dress cost anyway?"
Bra checked the tag, and her face dropped.
"Um... Pan? How much money did you bring?"
"I brought about 500 zeni, why?"
"Because I'm gonna have to help you pay for this dress, that's why."
"Hold up, how much does it cost?"
"Um, around 2000 zeni?"
"Speak up Bra, I didn't hear you."
"Alright, the dress costs 2000 zeni."
Pan face-drops.
"THAT MUCH!?! My Kami! I haven't even seen that much money at one time, much less had it in my hands!"
"It's ok, Bra, Pan. I'll pay for the dress."
"But Bulma! You don't have to!"
"Yes, I do hon. You want to look good at that dinner next week don't you?"
"Well, yea..."
"And you want to look good for my son, ne?"
"But how did you know?!?"
"I'm a mother, I just know these things. It comes with the territory."
"Alright, you can buy the dress. But I'm going to give it back to you after the dinner."
"No you won't Pan, you're gonna need for other things, like your wedding to my son!"
"But I'm not gonna marry Trunks! I just want to date him! That's it!"
"Ok, whatever you say Pan. But we know better, don't we, Bra?"
"Yep, Pan's gonna marry Trunks because he won't ever go out with Marron once he sees Pan in that dress!"
"You guys! Quit it! I'm gonna go take off the dress so the clerk can ring it up and wrap it, ok?"
"Alright Pan, and you might wanna hurry up, I see oniichan coming this way."
Pan ran the rest of the way to the dressing room and was actually very quick about changing. When Pan came back out, Trunks was still there.
"Pan! I was wondering where you wanted to go for dinner tonight?"
"I don't really care, just so long as the food is edible and I don't have to wear a dress."
"Trunks! You didn't tell your own mother that you were going to take Pan on a date tonight?!? I thought I raised you better than that!"
"But kaasan! I thought I had told you!"
"No, you didn't. Oh well, just have a good time and remember that Gohan will kill you if you hurt Pan. And so will I, you don't need to hurt her, she's too nice."
"Alright kaasan, don't worry, Pan will be fine."
Pan gave the dress to the clerk, who wrapped it after Bulma paid for it.
"Hey Bra, why don't you and Goten come with me and Trunks on the date? You know, sorta like a double date?"
"Yea sure, Pan! Great idea! Just lemme go tell Goten that plans have changed, ok?"
Bra walked off to call him.
"Hey Pan? Why Bra and Goten?"
"What? You mean you didn't know that they were going out?"
"Say what?! I knew that Goten liked my sister, but I didn't know they were going out! How long have they been dating, anyway?"
"Somewhere around a month. Don't feel bad, I only just found out today because I caught them making out."
"They were doing what!?!"
"Making out. Why?"
"I'm gonna kill Goten!"
Bra came back in time to here Trunks say he was gonna kill Goten.
"Oniisan, why do you want to kill Goten-chan?"
"What did you just call him!?!"
"Oops, did I say that out loud?"
"Yes Bra, you did. Now will you kindly explain to Trunks why you called Uncle Goten that before he robs me of an uncle?"
"Yea sure, Pan! Come on oniisan. I'll tell you what's been going on between me and Goten for the past month, ok?"
Bra dragged Trunks off to talk to him about Goten.
"Boy am I glad I don't have an older brother. It's bad enough having an overprotective dad!"
Pan took the dress and decided to go home for a bit before her date with Trunks.
Goten decided to go to the mall to figure out why Bra and Pan were taking so long just to shop for one dress. He wouldn't have worried if it had taken about 2 hours because he knew Bra very well. But 5 hours was pushing it. He was flying towards the mall when he ran into Pan, who was carrying a rather big package.
"Uncle Goten, if I were you, I would avoid Trunks til tonight."
"How come Pan-chan?"
"Because Trunks found out that you and Bra have been going out for a month and he found out that you were making out today before me and Bra went to the mall."
It's finally fixed! Yes!!!!!!!! *calms down* ^_^ Yes, I am a bit crazy right now, but that should wear off soon. (we hope)