Genius

Disclaimer: I'm sure you've guessed that fanfiction is written by fans, but I'll just remind you one more time.

FANFICTION is written by FANS. I am writing FANFICTION, therefore, I am a FAN – NOT Eoin Colfer. But I'm sure you guessed that – Eoin Colfer wouldn't write something quite so rubbish.

He's a genius in crime,
The best of his time,
And now he's in his prime:
He's Artemis Fowl.

His incredible brain
Is planning to reign
The world. We fight him in vain:
He's Artemis Fowl.

We, the fairies and sprites,
Believe we are right,
And continue to fight
Him – he's Artemis Fowl.

.....BabyStretch

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