Dumbledore sighed, looking at the pile of paper on his desk.He had been looking at Harry's exams and other papers for hours.It was very interesting to watch as Harry's grades started slipping in the middle of his first year, get better in his fourth, start slipping in his fifth again and Dumbledore was certain they got better as the OWLs came.Harry was an interesting boy indeed. Had he wanted he would have easily beaten Hermione in every exam and quiz.Dumbledore was about to put the pile away when two papers fell on the floor. Curious as Dumbledore was he picked them up and read the first, slightly yellow paper.

Harry's DADA Quiz no.3 - year 2 ( Too bad Lockhart lost his memory before he had the chance to grade it)

This is the third quiz and this time the best student gets a signed photo of your favorite wizard.That's right, me!Do your best, you have 30 minutes.

1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book?
A Squib's guide to magic.

2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite food?
Hair gel, the one that smells like strawberries.The sign on the bottle that says not edible´ doesn't mean anything to him since he can't read.

3. What would Gilderoy Lockhart do in case of an emergency?
Hide in a closet, let the students handle it and then claim all the glory.

4. What would be a perfect Christmas gift for Lockhart?
A pink cloak with »too hot to handle« written all over it.

5. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite piece of clothing?
Pink panties.

6. What Is Gilderoy's favorite weapon?
His purse.

7. What should you never do in a duel?
Drop your wand.Don't worry professor, I'm sure it was an accident.

8. What is Lockhart's favorite spell?
The Hair Curling Spell, though I'd recommend Avada Kedavra. It works wonders, trust me.

9. What is Lockhart's greatest fear?
Ending up looking like Argus Filch.

10. What would Lockhart do when facing a dragon?
Ask »Um...medium or rare?

11. Who is Gilderoy's best friend?
His right hand?

12. What is the first thing Lockhart does in the morning?
I'm not sure I want to know.

13. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?
Becoming a world famous transvestite.

14. What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?
Managing to walk and talk at the same time.

15. What would you do if you were Lockhart?
Kill myself.

16. What is the best way of recognizing werewolves according to Lockhart?
Letting one bite you and waiting until the next full moon.

Albus chuckled. It wold seem that Gilderoy annoyed Harry more that anyone imagined.
He almost put the paper away, when his moldy old brains got an idea. Ah...I wonder. Why not, after all, Severus really needs a good laugh.The almighty Snape finally met his match.Harry hates Lockhart as much as he does.Now all I have to do is remove Harry's name from the paper and see Severus' reaction when he finds out he has something in common with Harry Potter ´ The headmaster tried to laugh evilly and failed miserably, ending up coughing his lungs out. »Crap.I'll never do that again. What is Tom's secret?«

The end?

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Thanks for all the reviews!

The RedHeaded Duck - You're right, but since Lockhart was such a big headed git, I'm sure he gave them even more similar tests (at least in this story).Harry had this test a week before Lockhart lost his memory. I hope that explained some things.

I'll think about writing more!