Hola, Loca!

Hey, Reb

Imagine if I sent you this text: The TMNT are real and they're all band geeks

That'd be cool. What would they play?

Leo: Trumpet. Raph: Take a guess. Donnie: Baritone. Mikey: Trombone

Drums. Raph plays drums

Yeah! Have you even SEEN season five episode five?

Which episode is that?

The one where Mona Lisa comes to Earth.

Oh.

Ding-Dong!

Hold on. Someone is at the door.

KK

Ding-Dong! I groaned. "Coming!" I flung the door open, and without paying attention to who was at the door, said, "Hello. You've reached the insane asylum. May I take your order?" I then saw who was at the door. The ninja turtles. And they were all holding...instrument cases!? I squealed. And probably busted everyone's eardrums. "YOU GUYS ARE REAL! AND YOU'RE ALL BAND GEEKS!"

And Raph, with all his usual sarcasm, said, "I'm not a band geek. I'm a band nerd. There's a difference"

I squealed again and wrapped my arms around my crush, whose face was now as red as his mask. And so was mine. Mikey saw this and said, "Someone's got a crush!"

Both of us simultaneously replied, "Yep!" And our blushes deepened. RAPH. LIKES. ME. THIS IS MY EVERY DREAM COME TRUE!

All I could say at that point was, "I would sing Once Upon a Dream, but I already have a fanfiction story where I meet you guys and I sing that song. And this is probably going on the fanfiction website 'cause ain't nobody - Don't have a mental breakdown, Donnie. I was born and raised in the south - gon believe this actually happened because - let me think of a good example - Leo, when was the last time Captain Ryan showed up at your door saying 'Hello! I actually exist and I'm a band nerd like you'"

"Captain Ryan would never say that!" Leo protested.

Raph rolled his eyes. "Here we go again" So, Leo started on a rant, and Raph rolled his eyes for like the tenth time. I counted. "You had to get him started"

"I am a band nerd to. I play flute. THE BEST INSTRUMENT IN THE MARCHING BAND!"

And that turned into an argument over the best instrument in the marching band. "No. Trumpets are the best instruments in the marching band"

"Hello! You can't even have a marching band without a drum line!"

"Clearly, you two can't see the awesomeness that is the trombone section!"

"You think you're so awesome because you get to hit people in the back of the head whenever you want! Baritones are way better!"

About five minutes later, Casey came out of nowhere and yelled at us to shut up. Needless to say, I punched him in the face.

Uh...Savannah?

Wut?

The TMNT are real and they're all band nerds

I'm coming over.

Hi! I had my birthday party today, and EVERYONE got me at least one thing TMNT related. *cheshire cat grin*