One day, Pepe the Frog was standing on the border of America, using his second amendment to make America safe again for ordinary hard-working Americans, including non-whites if they were sufficiently whitified. Then, an illegal Muslim named Aladdin flew in on his flying carpet. He had with him a stupid pet monkey, which might have had rabies for all anyone knew, and his girlfriend Jasmine. Instead of that awesome bra and harem pants from the movie, she was wearing a niqab because THIS ISN'T FUCKING DISNEY.
"Let me into America so I can leech off the welfare system and diddle little Christian girls!" demanded Aladdin in a scary foreign voice.
"You can come in if you make it through our extreme vetting!" laughed Pepe, knowing this loser wouldn't stand a chance.
"Not while I have this!" said Aladdin, holding up his lamp. He rubbed the lamp and summoned an activist judge.
"What do you wish of me?" asked the activist judge as he bowed before his master.
"I want to enter America now!" whined Aladdin in an entitled Millennial voice.
"Very well," said the cuck of the lamp. "I decree that it is racist to stop any Muslim from entering America. Therefore, it is now illegal to enforce the law!"
"But that makes no sense!" objected Pepe, but the activist judge only laughed as he disappeared back into the lamp.
"Allahu Akbar!" Aladdin threatened as he flew his carpet towards Pepe.
But Pepe still had his second amendment! He shot Aladdin, which wasn't murder because it just so happened that this was in a "stand your ground" state. Aladdin ended up in hell with 72 virgins, who were all male nerds. Then Pepe chivalrously torn off Jasmine's niqab, freeing her from a life of Islamic bondage. The stupid monkey was put down because it probably had rabies and Jasmine didn't become an uppity feminist because she knew what REAL misogyny was like.