This is nothing more than a short drabble. I love Urahara and Yoruichi, they are my favorite character and my favorite couple. Oh this is based on the theory that Urahara is Irish and Yoruichi is Indian (Hindi).
Title: Chemicals
Pairing/Characters:Urahara, Yoruichi
Warnings:drinking
Yoruichi peered down on the shelf; she spotted the object of her quest pushed behind a few other bottles. Grabbing it and tossing it into the basket with the other things she has acquired for Urahara, Yoruichi thought back on how it came that she was in a touristy section of Tokyo.
She was watching the "Chemistry of a Car Bomb" trying to understand all the complex words but failed miserably, science just was not her thing, so she asked Urahara what a car bomb was. He had looked at her for a while than a goofy smiled came over his features. He quickly wrote out a list and sent her on her way to retrieve the items, telling her to go to a tourist section of Tokyo and that this a "chemical experiment." As Yoruichi picked up a bottle full of green liquid to go with the brown ones, she was beginning to wonder what type of "chemicals" Urahara was talking about. Shrugging she went to the counter and paid for her purchases.
It was a little after 9:00 PM when she got back to Urahara Shoten. Jinta and Ururu were already in bed and for some odd reason Tessai was too. Urahara was sitting at the table in front of the TV watching the evening News. She set the bag in front of him and waited for him to acknowledge her present. Perking up Urahara bound off the floor and into the kitchen to retrieve some glasses calling after her as he got his items.
"Yoruichi-san I'm so happy your back, you'll really enjoy this car-bomb its right up your alley."
Setting a cold glass on the table with a smaller one, Urahara grabbed a can from the six-pack of Guinness and poured into the glass, after he grabbed the Jameson Whiskey and Bailey's Irish cream and pour them into the shot glass. Yoruichi eyed him the hole time wondering what he was going to do with the green liguid and how these alcohols made a car-bomb; she swore they were actually made out of plastic materials. Urahara then dropped the shot glass into the beer mug picking it up and downing it before it made a foamy mess all over the table and the milk in the Bailey's curdled. Laughing he looked at Yoruichi's face and said:
"That Yoruichi-san is an Irish car-bomb, Guinness, Jameson Whiskey, and Bailey's Irish cream."
It took a moment for Yoruichi to recover, than she threw the brown bag they were in at him and a groaned.
"Kisuke you Irish drunk I can't believe you did that! What the fuck is the green bottle, Absinthe?" "My Yoruichi-san you know me too well."
He replied recovering from her first onslaught, hoping that would be the last and she would join him for a few drinks. Smirking, Yoruichi sat across from him. "Alright the first one to past out because of "chemical" poisoning gets to explain sex to Kurosaki-san." Laughing and nodding his head, Urahara filled her shot glass.
The next morning, Urahara Kisuke looked at his young protégé with a serious face.
"You see Kurosaki-san when two people meet…
Sub Rosa
finis. Hope y'all like.