Disclaimer: Nothing is mine!
Summary: When Bakura wants cookies, fights break out and the fun begins.
Cookies
"Ryou! I want cookies!"
"Bakura, what did I say about the cookies?" Ryou came out from the kitchen wearing an apron.
The taller man came down the stairs tripping on the carpet several times.
"But-but… Ryou! I want cookies!" The taller albino yelled.
"We only eat healthy stuff in this house. Unless I choose it." Ryou said for the fiftieth time.
"Ryou, give me cookies." Bakura said with a pout.
"No! You're having whatever I get."
"Is it cookies?" Bakura asked with puppy eyes.
"Nope. It's oatmeal!" Ryou said coming out from the kitchen again carrying a large bowl of it.
"Ewww! It's the slop!"
"Well, unless you want to starve eat it." Ryou said carrying a spoon and giving it to Bakura.
Bakura examined the oatmeal and pouted. He apparently wanted cookies.
"You're a-" Bakura started.
"No! Bad 'Kura! No language in this house!" Ryou screamed pulling out a spritz-bottle and started spraying him.
"No! Not the water!" Bakura cried.
"Not eat your oatmeal before I get the scented water!" Ryou yelled back.
"Fine. But I get cookies later… right?"
"No." Ryou said pulling steak out of the oven. Bakura started drooling.
"Is that mine?" Bakura asked with all innocence possible.
"Nope. It's mine." Ryou said proudly.
"But- waaaahhh!!!"
"I will get the scented water and spray it in your eyes!" Ryou screamed over the chaos.
"I hate you!" Bakura screamed and ran up to his room crying.
"He can be such a baby." Ryou murmured to himself.
Meanwhile, Bakura was in his room crying.
"Why does he hate cookies?!" He cried to himself.
The door banged open and Ryou barged in with a spritz-bottle.
"What did I do?!" Bakura wailed.
Ryou raised the bottle and started to spray Bakura.
"Bad Bakura! No mouse traps in this house!"
Bakura felt the sting of the scented water.
"No! The mouse kept bothering me!" Bakura kept crying.
Suddenly, the spraying stopped. Bakura looked up.
"Hey, 'Kura guess what?" Ryou said with a smile.
Bakura sniffled as a response.
"Do you want cookies?"
AN: Random oneshot I came up with. I know that Bakura would never ever, act like that. R&R!