My first Gosan one-shot...I thought of making some of them and put them all together (something like a collection...or stuff...) for all the ones who read 'sorrowful mission': I'll update soon I'm just trying to write a 'readable' chapter!!

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"I'm huuuungry, Sanzo"

"Oh shut up monkey, can't you understand that our lovely priest is trying to relax?"

"If you two don't stop I'll shot you painfully but not to death, I want to see your sorrowful ass-like faces beg for mercy, but then I'll continue until you will beg me to die and at that point I'll leave you alive and let you implore me to live but then I will kill you just to…"

"Sanzo…please calm down…"

"Hakkai you're far too nice for your own good, you know."

After a whole day passed sitting in their car (Jeep: you freaking writer, I'm a dragon!), Sanzo's party finally reached a small village.

"We have to find an inn as soon as possible."

Goku was much louder than usual, and that fact was starting to get on Sanzo's nerves, but he just tried to ignore him as best as he could focusing on something more important, like trying not to catch the attention of the other civilians.

"Hey hot thing, are you alone? Oh, is she a friend of yours? Good to know…"

"Hungry, hungry, hungry, food, hungry, hungry, hungry, food…"

Too late.

Hakkai just had the time to stand in front of the priest, hand raised, before it was too late.

"Sanzo…put your gun down…remember that we need them…"

Sanzo took a deep breathe thinking of two hundred painful ways of killing the two damned idiots as he slowly put his gun back in his vest.

"Alright but I swear, next time I will blow their heads…"

"Hey, handsome monk, how will you blow my head?"

"That's enough."

"Sanzo!!"

Finally they got their hotel room: one as usual, since they got aware of the fact that being separated was much more dangerous for the whole bunch of them than sleeping all together, and that, all in all, they had nice time together playing, smoking, drinking…a lot. Except for Hakkai and Goku.

"Hakkai…c'mon old man, you should at least try one of these…"

"For the tenth time Gojyo…no, thank you so much, I won't…"

"Oh can I? Can I?"

"Goku, you whipping brat, stop it!"

As usual the poor monkey was hit hard on the head by Sanzo, armed with his harisen.

"Sanzo, let the monkey have a drag…"

It was 2 pm, and both Hakkai and Goku fell asleep long ago, while a certain blonde priest was calmly smoking sitting on the window sill.

"Hey…they've already reached dreamland… what about having some fun…"

It was nothing more than a husky whisper against his ear, but it sent just pure electricity down his spine as he slowly closed his eyes.

"I'm not going for it, you damned bastard…"

"Oh come on, Sanzo…we haven't had any in two weeks…two fucking weeks with no fucking!"

Sanzo hit him with the harisen.

"Hey I'm not that monkey, you asshole…"

"Not in front of the others, not now, not soon. Got it?"

"What's the matter? I've never seen you so mad…you're always in a good mood for sex!"

Another hit.

"What was that for, now?"

"For you existing…"

"I got it…you're in that time of the month…"

This time a shot echoed in the small village: Hakkai woke up all of a sudden, afraid of a demons-attack. Goku just kept sleeping, mumbling something about how good the roast Hakkai cooked was.

And so?? Reviews!!

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