Wanted to try something different. A little Dei/Tobi action wouldn't hurt right?
Disclaimer - Disclaimed. I couldn't write as well as Kishimoto if I tried.
In the Akatsuki lair, a hot-headed blond and childish raven-haired man-child were in the middle of another half arguement.
"For the love of Kami -" the blond, Deidara, angrily began.
"Jashin, motherfucker!" a gray-haired man with a horrible vocabulary, Hidan, said. "It's Jashin!"
"Would you shut the hell up, Tobi, un?!" the blond finished, glaring at Hidan and Tobi.
"But seeempaaaiii~" the man-child, Tobi, whined. "We didn't get daaangooo!" Deidara glared at him and sighed.
"Tobi if you don't shut the fuck up, I will kill you, un!"
"But seemmmpaaiiii!" he whined, causing Deidara to throw an explosive at him. Tobi quickly moved out the way, and bumped into a wall. "That huuurt," he said, rubbing his face. He took the mask off earlier that day because it had a large crack through the middle.
"What did I say, un?!"
"Tobi if you don't-" Tobi began, but his face was soon covered by Deidara's hand.
"It was rhetorical, you idiot! Un!" Deidara said, but he soon regretted covering Tobi's mouth with his hand.
The hand that had a mouth on it.
"Oh dear Kami," he said was compltely mortified by this idiot's actions. He was licking his hand.
A hand with fucking tounges on it.
Tobi was making out with Deidara's hand.
"Jashin, motherfucker! It's fucking Jashin!"