On the first day of Christmas, what did I see?

Heero, trying to kill me!

On the second day of Christmas, what did I see?

Duo doing yoga,
And Heero, trying to kill me!

On the third day of Christmas, what did I see?

Trowa trying to tap-dance,
Duo doing yoga,
And Heero, trying to kill me!

On the fourth day of Christmas, what did I see?

Quatre doing laundry,
Trowa trying to tap-dance,
Duo doing yoga,
And Heero, trying to kill me!

On the fifth day of Christmas, what did I see?

Wufei in drag!
Quatre doing laundry,
Trowa trying to tap-dance,
Duo doing yoga,
And Heero, trying to kill me!

On the sixth day of Christmas, what did I see?

Sexy Zechsy sexing,
Wufei in drag!
Quatre doing laundry,
Trowa trying to tap-dance,
Duo doing yoga,
And Heero, trying to kill me!

On the seventh day of Christmas, what did I see?

Treize trying sushi,
Sexy Zechsy sexing,
Wufei in drag!
Quatre doing laundry,
Trowa trying to tap-dance,
Duo doing yoga,
And Heero, trying to kill me!

On the eighth day of Christmas, what did I see?

Otto's ship exploding,
Treize trying sushi,
Sexy Zechsy sexing,
Wufei in drag!
Quatre doing laundry,
Trowa trying to tap-dance,
Duo doing yoga,
And Heero, trying to kill me!

On the ninth day of Christmas, what did I see?

Noin nomming Nestle,
Otto's ship exploding,
Treize trying sushi,
Sexy Zechsy sexing,
Wufei in drag!
Quatre doing laundry,
Trowa trying to tap-dance,
Duo doing yoga,
And Heero, trying to kill me!

On the tenth day of Christmas, what did I see?

Kantz canning peaches,
Noin nomming Nestle,
Otto's ship exploding,
Treize trying sushi,
Sexy Zechsy sexing,
Wufei in drag!
Quatre doing laundry,
Trowa trying to tap-dance,
Duo doing yoga,
And Heero, trying to kill me!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, what did I see?

Une pwning Uno,
Kantz canning peaches,
Noin nomming Nestle,
Otto's ship exploding,
Treize trying sushi,
Sexy Zechsy sexing,
Wufei in drag!
Quatre doing laundry,
Trowa trying to tap-dance,
Duo doing yoga,
And Heero, trying to kill me!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, what did I see?

Relena reading Twilight,
Une pwning Uno,
Kantz canning peaches,
Noin nomming Nestle,
Otto's ship exploding,
Treize trying sushi,
Sexy Zechsy sexing,
Wufei in drag!
Quatre doing laundry,
Trowa trying to tap-dance,
Duo doing yoga,
And Heero, trying to kill me!!!