Finally! I'm almost done with all the chapters of this one, so I feel it's safe to start posting now. I got the idea a long time ago and am just now putting it down. It's….different. But awesome! Enjoy!

A/N: I do not own iCarly; Dan does a way awesome job ;)

Chapter One: The Problem With Doors

I awoke to the sound of my Pac-Rat clock radio's blaring alarm. I looked at the time - 10 a.m.! I must have overslept! I jumped up from my bed - and promptly fell hard to the floor in a wild tangle of sheets and limbs. After a few moments of wrestling with my sheets, I raced to get dressed. Today was the day!

What day you ask? Well, allow me to explain. You see, today was a day that no one believed would happen. And honestly, it wouldn't have, if not for my utter genius! Today was the day that -

"Spencer!" Uh-oh. That was Carly. I threw on my shirt and ran out to the front room. Carly was there with Sasha. You know, Sasha Striker, well, Sasha Shay now- did I mention we got married? Crazy, right? Anyway, that's really not the point here, I just have a habit of getting off topic. Like that time T-Bo asked me what kind of smoothie I wanted, and I told him a Blueberry Blitz because of the time my friend Socko -

"Spencer! Sam will be here any minute! Stop staring into space and go get Freddie!" I snapped out of my inner monologue. Was I talking to myself? No worries, I had a job to do!

"Right!" I answered quickly and rushed to the door. I reached out for the doorknob when - WHAM! - I got a face full of door. Man, this just wasn't my day! As I groaned in pain on the floor, Gibby stepped in.

"Hey, is Sam here yet?" he asked Carly

"Not yet, but she will be soon. And, uh…" Carly motioned toward my crumpled body,.

"Dude," Gibby said, looking down at me "You get a new carpet?"

"Thank you, I'm fine" I replied sarcastically. Gibby helped me back to my feet. Sasha came over to comfort me. She's so sweet.

"Aw, is my Spence okay?" she said, and placed a kiss on my forehead.

"I am now" I said, then turned to Gibby. "No thanks to the door ninja." Gibby just grinned.

"You and Gibby go over to Freddie's. Hurry!" Carly pressed. I gave Sasha a quick peck, grabbed Gibby and bolted out the door. As we rounded the corner to the main elevator, we nearly bulldozed over a small but ferocious blonde.

" Slow your chiz, guys,. Where's the fire?" she said

"Oh, hey Sam. Carly's waiting on you." I said to my little sister's best friend.

"Okay, cool. Hey, will you tell Freddie that-"

"No time to talk, gotta go!" I yelled and dragged Gibby to the elevator. Yeah, Freddie had moved out when he turned 20. There was a big drama between him and his mom about it, but she finally folded and he got his own place - two floors down.

Hey, it was an improvement.

We got to Freddie's door a few minutes later, after an unplanned detour to the basement (Gibby had to press ALL the buttons), and I got to knocking.

"FREDDIE!" Knock knock knock. "FREDDIE!" Knock knock knock. "FREDDIE!" Kno-

"Ow!" Was Freddie's response as my knocking fist connected with his face. I yanked my hand back quickly and silently scolded it before looking sheepishly up at Freddie and replying "Sorry, kiddo."

"That's okay, Spence. So have you guys talked to-"

"Alright! Fudge Balls!" Gibby exclaimed and pushed past Freddie into the apartment, knocking a half-eaten taco from Freddie's grasp on the way. He attacked a bowl of Fudge Balls sitting on the table like Sam attacked a Christmas ham. Freddie stared at his empty hand, and then at his delicious taco, now laying on the floor.

"You ready to go, kiddo?" I asked.

"Yeah, I guess," Freddie replied, still gazing sadly at the spicy meat in a hard corn shell. He walked over to Gibby and pulled him to the door. Gibby stuffed a few extra Fudge Balls into his cheeks along the way. "But, " Freddie continued. "You owe me half a taco."

You owe me half a taco. Those words sounded familiar. Oh no, I feel a flashback coming! Yeah, it's definitely getting fuzzy…oh boy, here we GOOOOoooooo…….

Soooooo….. What did you think? The flashback is coming soon, and it reveals a little moment I discovered one day in a first season episode. Anyway, be sure to read my blog at spencer is my hero . Blogspot . C o m.

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