Song of the Cebu FULL LYRICS

by OptimusPhillip

The full lyrics of the Song of the Cebu, the song whose incompletion caused so much frustration, Silly Songs was briefly cancelled. NOTE: This is not the original lyrics. I went ahead and made up my own ending. That in mind, I'd appreciate if you actually read it and not assume that I just published the original lyrics.

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Larry the Cucumber

presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, The

Song of the Cebu!

Larry: Cebu! This is a song about a boy ... a song about a little boy

and his cebus ... a song about a little boy and his three cebus ... the

little boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu and a mute cebu. And also a

hippo.

Um ... um ... this is a picture of me at the airport. This is my Aunt

Ruth. This is me at a bullfight. This is me fighting the bull.

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ohh!

Larry: This is me and the bull.

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ahh!

Larry: This is me and the bull and ... I think that's the bull's cousin.

He's a cebu!

Archibald: Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide

projector and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a cebu, anyway?

Larry: It's kind of like a cow. See?

Archibald: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on!

Larry: Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!

Larry: Boy is riding with cebu

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Boy is riding with cebu

Larry: Into town in his canoe

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Into town in his canoe

Larry: Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing. Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,

achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,

achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo

Larry: Hippo chewing on bamboo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Hippo chewing on bamboo

Larry: Can't see boy and three cebus

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Can't see boy and three cebus

Larry: Sad cebu is rowing and crying. Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo,

boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo

moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo

Larry: Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!

Larry: Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!

All: Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,

achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, cebu!

Larry: Hippo seen by mute cebu

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Hippo seen by mute cebu

Larry: Tries to tell the other two

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Tries to tell the other two

Larry: Mute cebu is waving and grunting. Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm

mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm

mmm mmm, mmm-

hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

Larry: Boy understands the mute cebu

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Boy understands the mute cebu

Larry: Tells the other two cebu

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Tells the other two cebu

Larry: Little boy is steering and cheering. Woo-hoo moo moo, woo-hoo moo moo, woo-hoo moo moo, woo-hoo moo moo, woo-hoo moo moo, woo-hoo moo moo, woo-hoo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Woo-hoo moo moo, woo-hoo moo moo, woo-hoo moo moo, woo-hoo moo moo, woo-hoo moo moo, woo-hoo moo moo, woo-hoo

Larry: Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!

Larry: Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!

All: Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, woo-hoo moo moo,

achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, cebu!

Larry: That's the song of the cebu

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: That's the song of the cebu

Larry: I hope you enjoyed it, too

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: I hope you enjoyed it, too

Larry: Now it's time for standing and leaving. bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye

moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye

moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo