As everyone already knows , I am Ares, God of War or better said Xena Warrior Princess΄ lap dog? I guess the second, since I have been , you know , running right behind her for years , licking the ground she is walks on and making a fool out of myself time and time again . It's been ten years now, repeating the same old pattern ... I am getting sick and tired of it, by the way, because , you know , loving somebody doesn't mean that you can't get tired of the games she keeps on playing with you . Now, you might say that I am the one to blame - which is by the way correct - , being an ass all the time , messing with her head and emotions – Well let me just tell you that's a wrong assumption since generally she is in fact the one messing with my emotions and sometimes, only sometimes I get to mess with her head too. Here you go! Now everybody's happy,right ? - Well , not anymore ...

The last events have been the final strike to our intricate relationship . Relationship? Did I actually say that?! Who am I kidding ? There was never a relationship , wake up Ares, you're day dreaming again! ...

So , to give you an exact image of what has actually happened , a brand new dark and destructive spirit - darker than me- the God of War himself - called Dahak has entered our world . As I learned - from our little plots together- he has been planning on bringing Hell ruling over humanity for awhile now, which is a really interesting idea , I might add. . He even brought a companion with him Hope , who was for a very unexplainable reason given birth by ... that blonde Medusa - you all know who I am talking about - which by the way involves Xena too .

Now...what in Zeus΄ name does Xena have to do with all this dirty work , and why did that ass got her and Blondie involved you might ask yourselves? Ok, that would be a fair question...

But let΄s get back to the real case here , the reason why Xena kicked me out of her life , again...So the thing is that this new young cunt Hope likes to rub her hole on my cock - you know what I mean - and " accidently " got pregnant , with MY child . Now that's a great reason to boil mad about, wouldn't you say? – Again, I am talking about Xena , here - .

But , my dear, precious Princess , my one million dinar question for you here is why are you even upset about it , anyway , huh ? I mean , you are the one who always rejects me, yelling in my face how much you despise me , the one who wants to rip out my heart - or at least what's left of it - into millions of pieces and to top it all, the one who consistently claims that doesn't give a flying fuck about me ... How do you explain all of that , huh ?

I go on and on, pouring my heart to you , offering it to you on a plate , without you even have it ordered, while you make sure to give me every time the ultimate punch, sending me back from where I came from . And now, right out of nowhere, I feel disgusted and hurt about my own actions ? Unfreakingbelievable ! I mean , in order to let you live a peaceful life with your little friend , I have to move on too , right ? Or do you prefer playing double cards ? Like , you already have Gabrielle washing your feet , why can΄t you have Ares , the fool washing your vagina every time you're in the mood, huh? Sounds like a plan !

As determined as I am to finally give this dirty cunt a painful kick out of my life , I can΄t resist to open up a portal , ready to locate her. And when I finally do ... well ... surprise, surprise! I don't really like what I see! .

She is sitting on the wet ground , under some tree , wearing a black nightgown - which as I recall was a gift I gave to her, a long time ago- . She hasn't been wearing it since she switched paths, joining that jerk , my brother - you already know his name - into the light. How romantic ! The two of them fell in love, fucked each other good and then took separate ways . Now, you must surely realise what a fucking bitch she literally is !

As I take a closer look at her face, I can see an unchecked tear ... drops streaming down her beautiful visage . I must be going crazy . Has it been raining earlier or something ? Has she been .. crying ... ? What the Hell could have happened to her? Why is she crying? Damn it ! Like I don΄t know why she is crying . It is so God damn obvious ! And you are the one to blame , AGAIN !

Despite the rage I'm still feeling, I want so desperately to just go there , pull her into a long , warm embrace and whisper into her ear that everything is going to be alright, that this tramp , Hope and that baby of hers mean absolutely nothing to me . I want so bad to tell her that this baby was just one of Dahok's creations, part of his devilish plans and it has nothing to do with me . She΄s hurting , damn ! How do I always end up hurting her ?

Staring back at her now, I see that this is going to be a long night and since everything's fucked up between us - FLASH NEWS , there is no " us " - anyway , whatever you want to call it , it just doesn't matter anymore , I have to go there , make things clear and then ... walk away ... for good…

I materialise just a few yards away from her, still completely clueless about what I have to say in order not to hurt her any longer , and I just stand there, staring at her , trying to reach her thoughts and failing miserably . Surprised to see that she hasn't spoken yet , I make my way to where she is uncomfortably sitting . When I am right in front of her , I bend down and position myself opposite her flawless form . She is so painfully gorgeous and it hurts me to have her slipping right through my fingers .

The moonlight is washing all over her face now, creating a fairytale - like illusion . Her blue moons softly brighten up the darkness and her lips seem like they have been swimming into red wine . So unmistakeably beautiful ! Eager to start the fight of the day - because we all know that it will somehow lead right there - I break the silence ...

" If the reason you΄re crying about is ... you know what ... then let me explain to you and then I΄ll just go , I swear "

She finally notices my presence and decides to look at me after all those long minutes of denying it. And when she does , I have to curse myself for it ... everything that I am and do , anyway . She seems so lost and helpless . Did I cause all that ? Unbelievable ! How can you cause pain of loss to somebody that hates you with all every fibre of her being?

Aphrodite keeps telling me that hate is something you can only feel for somebody you truly love , but I this is not always the case . I mean this is Xena we΄re talking about , she can΄t have feelings for me , right ?

" Hey ... " I speak gently and shift my hand to wipe her fresh , painful tears . She shivers at my touch , just for a split second , before she takes control again , but long enough for me to notice . The next thing I know, I pull her into my arms and possessively hold her for dear life . I can feel her tears wetting my cloak and then reaching my chest , burning my soul . I let a couple of tears roll down my own face too , as aware of the fucked up mess we are both in . Then , resting my head on her own . I allow her to rest her shattered soul in my embrace, watching her drift to sleep .