The Bird Sage of Kumokakurete (Village hidden in theclouds)

Author's interrogative: okay I am just going to skip all that get up in the morning crap and start this story when he is on his way to the Kumokage. Also the village hidden in the clouds is a canonical village located in the land of lightning. To make the story less awkward when saying the name of the village I will use the term "cloud village".

I left my cozy house in order to start maybe just some other mundane C-Rank that I could complete with. C-ranks aren't really that hard for me really. It is like I fly right through them. I don't know why it has been easy I myself am guessing I am just simply a lucky guy.

As I was walking a strange man came and bolted right up in front of me and yelled "boo". The obvious reaction would be for me to fall backwards in shock which I almost did. But my perceived 2nd nature ninja training kept me on balance.

When I looked at the person who spooked me; it was none other than my best friend Deidara with his usual blond hair. "Admit it I got you good" said Deidara with his usual little smirk. "Says you I wasn't scared at all" I snapped back with some slight amount of sarcasm.

"And can we act a little bit more mature now sense we're chunin now"?

Deidara was quick to reply as he is always to the point "well... Sure I guess your right" with a slight hint of a sigh then we did our secret handshake.

"It's all good" Deidara reassured "so what is this mission you will be partaking this afternoon"?

With a heavy sigh I answered "oh just shoveling some driveways for the common folk so they can get their cars out. It has been graded C due to ice hazards".

Deidara then smiled and said "well it seems that you might need some help".

I could only say this after that friendly gesture "sure thing; the faster the better" giving out a warm, lighthearted smile. "Don't mention it" said Deidara as they approached the capitol building.

Warning; 4th wall breached: FYI me Deidara are very close friends and anyone reading this should not criticize my choice in friends

Time skip 1 month

Wow an entire month of shoveling icy driveways and teaching ninjutsu and survivalist techniques can sure wear a person out. Thank god the Kumokage decided to give us a nice, restful 10 day break for both I and Diedaria deserved it.

Speaking of which where is Deidara?

Realizing I have no idea whether my best friend is still alive or not I have decided to head to his house on the crack of noon.

When I got there the house was lifeless with a note on the doorstep it read:

[Dear pesky plumbers. The couplings and I have taken over the mushroom kingdom and have taken princess peach as one of our] *vinyl scratch* "hey wait a minute" looking down at the doorstep to see another note and then I looked at the signature of the note he held in his hand "bowser?" I said surprised "hmm must be the wrong address" then I cast the note aside and picked the other one up.

This one read:

[Dear Tori Jonzu; you were a fool to think I was from the cloud. It was all a ruse and I cant believe you fell for it. Now I have killer Bee with me and theres nothing you can do about it you pompous fool.

Deidara]

After reading this most disheartening note I turned around and saw Deidara, in the sky, on a mysterious white bird which appears to be made out of white clay with the bird holding killer bee in its talons. I could not help myself as I teared up knowing my friend who has been with me for about a year now was just a spy. The pain of loss overwhelmed me and eventually.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO; YOU TRAITOR!YOU WILL PAY!" I said as part of the guilty cry accompanied by an unexpected roaring surge of chakra.

"What.….w…. where did all that chakra come from?" he said with a surprised look on his face as he sensed my unusual reserve on chakra. I had no control as I was in a betrayal induced fit of rage with my chakra surging out from every direction from my body. I flew up into the air and punched Diedaria straight in the face; throwing him off the helm of the bird but the bird stayed in place. Deidara plummeted to the ground but he can wait. I started prying the unconscious jinchuriki from the birds clutches and set him down on the ground and off to the side. "Ahh screw this Im going to need some help" Deidara said as he disappeared in a puff of smoke. I now started calming down; My common sense returning and my chakra under wraps. My first realization would be to get killer bee medical attention and inform the Raikage about the spy.

Narrator: little did he know he was being watched

Change in perspective

There were two birds perched precariously on telephone wires…. But they were no ordinary birds.

"Pio" the female dove said "yes Mio" the male dove who was obviously the female dove's twin brother according to his name said.

"I think he is ready" Pio said as her brother gave a confirming nod. Then in a white puff of smoke they were gone leaving some loose dove feathers behind to blow with the gentle breeze.

Final note: okay I know this 1st chapter is short; but it's a good start. I full heartedly promise to add more more content in the second chapter… if you review.

THIS IS I MYSELF ASKING YOU: PLEASE REVIEW.