Sasuke walked into the kitchen of his house. Sitting there on the table was a CUPCAKE!
"OMG! Where have you been all my life?" Sasuke run up to the cupcake and held it to his cheek. "We're gonna live together, get married, and do lot's of amazing things!"
So Sasuke and the cupcake got married, went to the tropics, and live happily ever after.
The best crack pairing ever: SASUCUP!