Makai: "Yo everyone , I hope you like-"

Sasuke: "My story"

Makai: anime sweat "Since when the hell was it your story may I ask?"

Sasuke: "Since without me in it, there would be no story" spotlight

Makai: "Well without my ideas, there would be no you or a story!"

Sasuke: "Its not my fault your making everyone leave"

Itachi: "Your all so foolish…"

Hinata: "B-b-but ar-are you su-sur-sure…tha-that i-f-if Na-Naruto w-as-n-n't born….th-there wo-would be n-n-no story…"

Makai: "Hinata's got a point, but IT WAS MY IDEAS! AND I DECIDED I GET ALL THE CREDIT!"

Sasuke: signing autographs "Oh, I'm sorry, I was too busy signing these fanfic readers foreheads…shoes…and bellybuttons O.o"

Disclaimer: "This Makai doesn't own-WATCH OUT! GAH!"

Naruto: accidentally felled onto Disclaimer "Sorry about that…curtains…they won't keep close!"

Sasuke: "Idiot…your suppose to use those ropes"

Set of ropes at the corner, hiding behind the curtains

Naruto: "Oh…." tackles ropes

Disclaimer: "I quit!" walks out

Makai: "No…no leavy! GET BACK HERE!" anime tears

Itachi: "Since Sasuke is trying to take all the credit, Naruto is breaking everything, Gaara is trying to kill clothes…-"

Gaara: "sand coffin!"

sand rips through clothes

Gaara: "Die! Die! Die!" jumps on top of clothes repeatedly "Muwahaha!" trips on clothes "Mommy!"

Kankuro: "Does he even know his mom is dead?"

Temari: "No, I told him Santa Claus took his mom out for a ride"

Kankuro: "o.o MOMMY!" packs up and runs off to the North Pole

Gaara: joins

Mom's Grave: sweat

Audience: "JUST GET IT OVER WITH!"

Itachi: "Ok, and Makai doesn't-"

Deidara: "Own anything Naruto-related expect this story, half eaten muffin, and a fridge filled with soda, yeah!"

Makai: "Err…lets just put on summery…than they can go to chapter 1…when I figure out how to work this keyboard!"

Everyone goes to the lounge to be lazy, how troublesome

Shikamaru: "They…stole…my…word o.o"

Summary, Believe it!

This Naruto fanfic is something I came up with, yes me! Me, me,
me, and ME!
Its about this girl name Katsura Uchiha, yes, UCHIHA! Uchiha Uchiha!
Ok, enough, now to the summary! Dun dun dun

Long ago, yes, long ago, only like 9-10 years ago, a little girl with short black hair in ponytails with black eyes was mourning over two graves, yes her parents. ((We interrupt this moment, to let all those cry))

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Than this girl a year later got adopted by another Uchiha family, they were next door neighbors to another Uchiha family. The girls name was Katsura, Katsura Uchiha parents died somehow, can't tell, spoilers .

A few days later when Katsura was walking with her parents, ((adopted)) she got lost in the crowd. The tall freaking giant people scared

her to death, so she started running. She ran, ran, and ran. She found the Uchiha's, Sasuke, Itachi, e.c.t and than she left for training,

came back, next day clan was slaughtered, she leaves, comes back again a few years later, and the whole story goes on and on!

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Makai: "Ok peeps, chickens, ninjas, and eggs-"

Orochimaru: "Yes, my egg, my dear egg that's soon to be mine…" on Ebay

Random peep in Mexico: "Someone stole me egg, me egg! Me egg…lets dance!" does the tango with an egg costume over a Barbie doll

Makai: "Ok, just to let you know, story will come out when I start and finish typing the first pt, of chapter one, no, I'm not on crack, I'm on Vault, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE! Also I accept flame…cussing…swearing…Japanese…rocket launcher…rocket launcher tanks…machine guns…spears…sprite…eggs…and hot sauce!"

There is no suing aloud! Not one! HATE ME, LOVE ME, LIKE ME, DESPISE ME, JUST DON'T SUE ME!