Frodo

by and-now-the-world

Sauron despairing over his lost ring. Sung to the of 'Jolene' by Dolly Parton

Frodo

(to the tune of 'Jolene' by Dolly Parton)

(Disclaimer: I own nothing except my deranged ideas)

Frodo, frodo, frodo, frodo

I'm begging of you please don't melt my ring

Frodo, frodo, frodo, frodo

Please don't melt it just because you can

Your cuteness is beyond compare

With curly locks of hobbit hair

But that won't get you past my Mordor orcs

The fires are hotter than before

They'll melt my ring and end the war

My ring cannot compete with you, Mt. Doom

It calls to me while you sleep

There's nothing I can do to keep

From crying when it calls out to me, frodo

And I can hardly understand

How you could destroy my ring

Don't you know what it means to you, frodo?

Frodo, Frodo, frodo, frodo

I'm begging of you please don't melt my ring

Frodo, frodo, frodo, frodo

Please don't melt it just because you can

You have all your life ahead

But I could never live again

My ring's the only hope for me, Frodo

I had to have this talk with you

My evil rule depends on you

And whatever you decide to do, frodo

Frodo, frodo, frodo, frodo

I'm begging of you please don't melt my ring

Frodo, frodo, frodo, frodo

Please don't melt it even though you can

Frodo, frodo