Treason: Time for another crappy fic!!!!
KC: Yay! ... I think....
Treason: DISCLAIMER!!!! WE DO NOT OWN YU-GI-OH OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS, IF WE DID THEN ALL CHARACTERS WOULD BE GAY!!
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Things The YU-GI-OH Cast Would Never Say
Yugi - Fuck this!! lets all go clubbin' and get laid!!
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"Hey Yug wanna play a card game?"
"Sure why not"
"Right game on!!"
Half way through the match.....
"I Play Flame Swordsman!! Turn end!!"
"Ok i pl...... Oh fuck this!! Lets go clubbin' then get laid!!
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Yami - Screw leather I'm going to be a crossdresser!!!!
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"Come on Yami we need to go and get some new clothes!!"
"But I don't want to go shopping"
"Awwwww come on i'll get you some new leather"
"Screw leather!! I'm going to be a crossdresser"
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Bakura - Pharaoh I love you!! Marry me!
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During a duel between Yami and Bakura.....
"I summon Dark Magician!! and end my turn!!"
"Ok i summon...... um..... Shit.... Pharaoh I love you!!! Marry me!!
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Ryou - *Manic laughing*
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Ryou is laughing manically about something and two people are watching and commenting.....
"I think he's British"
"He's insane!!"
"Yep definitely British"(1)
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Seto - The Blue Eyes White Dragon isn't actually my favourite card..... it's Kuriboh!
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"So Mr Kaiba is it true that your favourite card is the Blue Eyes White Dragon?"
"No, the Blue Eyes White Dragon isn't actually my favourite card.... it's Kuriboh!"
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Joey - OK who wants to buy my sister?!
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"I wonder why Joey called us all here today"
"hmm.... same here it must be something important"
"i agree"
"just who is that crazy kid?"
"his names Joey"
Joey stands up on a stage holding a microphone..
"OK!! WHO WANTS TO BUY MY SISTER?! SHES GOING FOR A GOOD PRICE!!"
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(1) Treason is British and Insane and so are most of her British friends (and non-British friends =_=') but if anyone takes offence then sorry
Treason: ...... well that was interesting....
KC: Yup! R&R if you want! ^ ^