Hello guys and girls! I'm Writinator, and this is my first story for the site! The story is about Kaito, a Vocaloid who goes to VocaTech High School, where there is always something interesting going on. I've made sure to check for spelling and grammar, but if you see any mistakes, let me know through PM! Well, now that that's over with, let's get on with the story! I hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I, Writinator, do solemnly swear I do not own Vocaloid or any of its properties. That means I don't own Hatsune Miku, Kaito, Meiko, Haku Yowane, Kasane Teto, Megurine Luka, Megpoid Gumi, Gackpoid Gakupo, or Kagamine Rin/Len. Please do not sue.
My name's Kaito. I don't have a last name.
Damn, what the hell were my parents thinking?! "Oh yeah, let's just name our son KAITO and not give him a last name, it's totally cool!" Man, they were creative. Anyway, I just want to tell you about some daily events in my life.
The school day is almost never boring. Something interesting always happens. I guess that's one of the quirks of being here. School is pretty much a party for us. Yesterday, Len (the pervert he is) walked into the Science Fair with a machine he called the DeClother. You should be able to tell what it does. I'll give you some time.
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You don't know, do you?
It removes people's clothes, for shit's sake!
Len just grinned at his "invention". I guess he has a right to. When the judges came to his table, they immediately asked him what his machine did. "Oh, I'll let you find out for yourself! Hehehe!" I saw him let out a giggle as he flipped it on. Judging by the name, we all thought it took your clothes off, when, in actuality it vaporized them. That was even worse, because I'm pretty sure everyone would feel much better with their clothes off then with their clothes vaporized. Eh, we all saw it coming. Everyone in the class figured he would bring something like that. That was Len for ya. We each had our own respective responses, too.
The teachers didn't know. Miku kinda just looked at him. Luka kept quiet. Rin, being his sister, told him a million times not to aim it in her direction. Meiko threatened to beat his face in if he fired it at her. Hah, you go sis! Gumi didn't say anything, but kept her distance. Gakupo smirked a bit, and whispered something in Len's ear. Now I know I don't have an A+ in communication, but I think he said "Good work". Hah, he's a closet pervert! That's pretty unexpected of him, I mean, you wouldn't be able to tell just by looking at the guy. He's a pretty good looking guy. Always does his work. Always gets the girls. We get along well, but I didn't know he had some sort of inner perv. He didn't look the type, so that came as a shock to me. Teto forced a grin. Lastly, Haku and Akita didn't say anything - Haku was drinking sake, probably to drown her troubles away - Gakupo broke up with her just recently. Probably because he missed his right hand. Pssht. You know, that girl really needs some hugs. Akita, on the other hand, was you know, being all serious and crap, like usual, but she just didn't want to say anything today. Quite odd of her, actually. Normally, she'd probably say something along the lines of what Meiko said, ehehe. Now, uh, back to what I was saying.
Oh yeah, well, he flipped it on, and set it to "RANDOM" or something. He wasn't going to aim it at every girl in the class and fire it, no, that wouldn't work. He set it on RANDOM, and it spun around, the laser shooting in random directions. We stood in both awe and fear. Most of the time, the laser beams hit the wall and exploded. Other times, they would hit somebody and their clothes would be vaporized. Apparently, it leaves them in their undies. I thought it vaporized EVERYTHING. Good thing it doesn't, too. Some people I just wouldn't want to see naked *cough*gakupo*cough*. Haku Yowane was first to get hit by one of Len's panty-beams. Worst of luck, too. A flash of light and she appeared in a purple bra and panties. I felt sorry for her. She shed a tear and ran into the bathroom. At this point, I decided I would punch Len in the face, if Meiko didn't do it first. The judges looked in astonishment. Len, noticing a very sad Haku, frowned in disappointment at himself. Of course, he didn't turn it off. Len has a caring side, it's just kinda hard to see under his goofball attitude and overall perverted-ness. He'll never learn.
Another laser beam shot out, bounced off the wall, and hit Megpoid Gumi, and a second later she appeared in a green bra and panties. Damn, she has a really nice figure, when I really look. Gakupo was chuckling to himself. Funny guy. Gumi's face turned bright red as she slowly walked into the bathroom after Haku. I admit, that one made me chuckle as well. I don't know whether to praise Len or beat the shit out of him. Another laser shot out and hit Gakupo, while he just sat there laughing his ass off. He was wearing red and blue striped boxers. And he has a six-pack, surprise, surprise. Mr. Good Looking has a six-pack. I burst out laughing and everyone looked at me. It was just so funny how he of all people got hit with a laser! Len started laughing as well. Luka blushed a beet red and passed out. I guess Gakupo was too much for her, hahahah. Everyone else just looked at him, he was still laughing in his boxers. Me and Len were on the floor, dying of laughter. Gakupo stopped laughing."Huh...what's so funny?" He then looked down at himself and fell over. I laughed even louder, and Len was giggling hysterically. "Guysssss, that's not funny!" he said, sobbing to himself quietly. I can definitely say that was hilarious. I mean, I was still going to Falcon Punch Len through a wall, but, hey, I was too busy laughing to care!
Annd that's all folks! I'm certainly no author, but stories like these are always great practice! Stay tuned for the next chapter, focusing on the more crazy events that happen at VocaTech High School!